Hitting on the HR lady?

[RichardE]

So a new HR lady who is pretty hot starting working here. She is around the same age as me, just wondering, how do you go about hitting on an HR lady?

 

[xanis]

Dating coworkers is never a good idea, but if you must, just hit on her like you would any other girl.

 

[thecrecarc]

so very intresting. i shall write about it in my blog.

 

[JS80]

baaaaaaaaaaaaa idea

 

[Baked]

Female HR lady = lesbian

 

[Freejack2]

Don't get your butter where you get your bread.

 

[KK]

just whip it out

 

[thomsbrain]

just ask her if you can take her to dinner sometime. that's all you have to say. and if she says no, you say, "ok no problem, i understand," and then you don't EVER speak of it again. otherwise you're fired. after all, it is her job to fire people who don't take no for an answer the first time around.

 

[FrustratedUser]

LOL
Hitting on people at work is marginal at best (IMO) but going for someone in HR..... that's like fscking a HIV positive hooker.

 

[compuwiz1]

Rule 1. No honey where you make your money.

Rule 2. If you break rule 1., don't get caught.

 

[Crazee]

Don't dip your pen in the company ink

 

[SpanishFry]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
LOL
Hitting on people at work is marginal at best (IMO) but going for someone in HR..... that's like fscking a HIV positive hooker.

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Rule 1. No honey where you make your money.

Rule 2. If you break rule 1., don't get caught.

I know, I know, but when all you do is work and school...

 

[Taggart]

how old are you?

how old is she?

 

[freakflag]

DO NOT sh!t where you eat, my friend.

 

[herkulease]

yes hit on her, if she reciprocates, report to HR that she's hitting on you. Literally one day go to her and report her.

 

[T9D]

Whats HR?

I dont know this office lingo...

 

[herkulease]

Originally posted by: tk109
Whats HR?

I dont know this office lingo...

Human Resources

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: tk109
Whats HR?

I dont know this office lingo...

Hairy Rectum.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Baked
Female HR lady = lesbian

what are you talking about all hr staff are women

 

[OSX]

Originally posted by: freakflag
DO NOT sh!t where you eat, my friend.

 

[DayLaPaul]

Do you look like Brad Pitt? If not you're just asking for a sexual harassment suit.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: DayLaPaul
Do you look like Brad Pitt? If not you're just asking for a sexual harassment suit.

yeah, even if she says no... should you piss her off in some way, she could *in theory* claim harassment

 

[madeupfacts]

with a +1 mace and wizard hat