His big hands were calloused, he looked like a mountain

[SWScorch]

But he started shaking, his big heart was breaking
He turned to the woman and said,

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
I've had some bad times, lived through some sad times
But this time your hurting won't heal
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille

 

[Bootprint]

Wait, you mean it isn't
Four Hundred Children and a crop in the field?


Now do, Lineman for the County.

 

[FleshLight]

The world today is absolutely cracked.
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why...

(singing)
I like chinese,
I like chinese,
They only come up to you knees,
Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to to please.

I like chinese,
I like chinese,
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today,
You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.

I like chinese,
I like chinese,
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute, and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

 

[Yossarian]

Well life on the farm is kinda laid back
Ain?t much an old country boy like me can?t hack
It?s early to rise, early in the sack
Thank God I?m a country boy

Well a simple kinda life never did me no harm
A raisin? me a family and workin? on a farm
My days are all filled with an easy country charm
Thank God I?m a country boy

Well I got me a fine wife I got me a fiddle
When the sun?s comin? up I got cakes on the griddle
Life ain?t nothin? but a funy funny riddle
Thank God I?m a country boy

When the work?s all done and the sun?s settlin? low
I pull out my fiddle and I rosin up the bow
The kids are asleep so I keep it kinda low
Thank God I?m a country boy

I?d play ¡°sally goodin?¡± all day if I could
But the lord and my wife wouldn?t take it very good
So I fiddle when I could, work when I should
Thank God I?m a country boy

Well I got me a fine wife I got me a fiddle
When the sun?s comin? up I got cakes on the griddle
Life ain?t nothin? but a funy funny riddle
Thank God I?m a country boy

Well I wouldn?t trade my life for diamonds and jewels
I never was one of them money hungry fools
Iid rather have my fiddle and my farmin? tools
Thank God I?m a country boy

Yeah, city folk drivin? in a black limousine
A lotta sad people thinkin? that?s mighty keen
Son, let me tell ya now exactly what I mean
Thank God I?m a country boy

Well I got me a fine wife I got me a fiddle
When the sun?s comin? up I got cakes on the griddle
Life ain?t nothin? but a funy funny riddle
Thank God I?m a country boy

Well, my fiddle was my daddy?s till the day he died
And he took me by the hand and held me close to his side
Said, ¡°live a good life and play my fiddle with pride
And thank God you?re a country boy

My daddy taught me young how to hunt and how to whittle
Taught me how to work and play a tune on the fiddle
Taught me how to love and how to give just a little
Thank God I?m a country boy

Well I got me a fine wife I got me a fiddle
When the sun?s comin? up I got cakes on the griddle
Life ain?t nothin? but a funy funny riddle
Thank God I?m a country boy
Thank God I?m a country boy

 

[DainBramaged]

:music:It's my life....and it's now or nev-er.:music:

 

[SWScorch]

LOL, gotta love Monty Python. My friend Hao Ci Chen never liked it when I sang that song

 

[Trey22]

El Chubasco!

Oiga mi amigo porque esta tan triste

pues como no si me sobra razon.

Porque la joven que amaba en un tiempo

me ha abandonado por otro nuevo amor.

Como a las once se embarca Lupita

se va a embarcar en un buque de vapor.

Y yo quisiera formarle un chubasco

y detenerle su navegacion.