HILARIOUS!! Stephen Hawking Raps

[JimmyEatWorld]

MCHawking

LOL
Ok, I've known about this for a while, but they have some new songs that totally kick ass. For those who don't know, Stephen Hawking is a brilliant astro physicist, but he has a disease which causes him to lose funcionality in his muscular system. Hence, he must use a wheelchair and use a computer to speak. Now, this dude takes this generic computer voice and puts it to music and uses it to rap in the name of Stephen Hawking. For instance, he talks about entropy, the cosmological constant, and even condems Jesse Helms to die, and who can forget the classic "(Phuck) the creationists". lol

go download these now, they are so funny. you might learn something too

 

[Zoltar]

Not humourous.

 

[ArkAoss]

its wierd stuff, not really funny, an insult to rapping actually.

 

[DannyLove]

stephen hawkings is god.

now repent for your sins!!! not funny at all!

 

[KevinH]

Damned, tough crowd this morning. Really not funny tho.

 

[Modeps]

nope, not funny.

 

[JimmyEatWorld]

ouch, I must be crazy to think this is hilarious then...I thought the Led Zeppelin was the funniest though...hmm

sorry to bother everyone with a crappy Link

 

[DannyLove]

not crazy......just sick, your a sick person if you think this is funny. sick i say, sick!

 

[Pyxis]

Not funny

 

[Eug]

Tough crowd.

I thought it was pretty damn funny.

 

[Oyeve]

This is funny SH!T !!! You guys need to get over you liberal selves and just enjoy some humor man!

 

[DaveJ]

HAHAHAHA!!!! That's fscking hilarious! Better than the "classical rap" that was posted here a while back...

Dave

 

[Jmman]

Oh, man, that crap is pretty funny......

 

[hoihtah]

so who is this stephen hawking uy again?... is he the guy that came out on simpsons once?

 

[Jmman]

Yeah, he is just a simpsons character......

 

[GL]

I thought it was funny. I can't believe that those songs are actually educational...especially the Entropy one heheh...explains the second law of thermodynamics to the tune of a Naughty by Nature song

-GL

 

[DesignDawg]

AAAAAH! ROFL!!!!! That is some FUNNY STUFF! Don't worry about DL trying to bring you down. He's proven himself to be incapable of finding humor in anything that's not as simple as a knock-knock joke.

Ricky
DesignDawg

 

[iamwiz82]

i laughed out loud at it.

Quick question:

Steven Hawking is British, ever wonder why his computer synthesizied voice has an american accent??

That question always bugged me...

 

[GL]

iamwiz,

I heard something about this. Apparently Hawking complained a bit but it doesn't bug him very much...I think it's because the creator of the system was American and it was developed in the U.S.



<< However, a computer expert in California, called Walt Woltosz, heard of my plight. He sent me a computer program he had written, called Equalizer. This allowed me to select words from a series of menus on the screen, by pressing a switch in my hand. The program could also be controlled by a switch, operated by head or eye movement. When I have built up what I want to say, I can send it to a speech synthesizer. At first, I just ran the Equalizer program on a desk top computer.
However David Mason, of Cambridge Adaptive Communication, fitted a small portable computer and a speech synthesizer to my wheel chair. This system allowed me to communicate much better than I could before. I can manage up to 15 words a minute. I can either speak what I have written, or save it to disk. I can then print it out, or call it back and speak it sentence by sentence. Using this system, I have written a book, and dozens of scientific papers. I have also given many scientific and popular talks. They have all been well received. I think that is in a large part due to the quality of the speech synthesiser, which is made by Speech Plus. One's voice is very important. If you have a slurred voice, people are likely to treat you as mentally deficient: Does he take sugar? This synthesiser is by far the best I have heard, because it varies the intonation, and doesn't speak like a Dalek. The only trouble is that it gives me an American accent. >>


Stephen Hawking's website

-GL

 

[iamwiz82]

yeah, but how hard is it to make a british accent? I am sure the japanese have their accent down, not american =].

 

[DannyLove]

<< AAAAAH! ROFL!!!!! That is some FUNNY STUFF! Don't worry about DL trying to bring you down. He's proven himself to be incapable of finding humor in anything that's not as simple as a knock-knock joke.

Ricky
DesignDawg >>




/slaps you across the face! damn it dawg, what did i tell you!

 

Funny as hell!!! You people need to lighten up!

 

[NFS4]

FUNNY AS HELL!!

You guys saying that is &quot;wrong&quot; need to quit while you're ahead. If this had been any other well known person they were making fun of you would be laughing your ass off. Had it been Bill Gates, you'd be ROTF.

&quot;Why won't Jesse Helms just hurry up and diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee &quot;

 

[JellyBaby]

I agree, it's unfunny.

 

[Dedpuhl]

LOL. Those are funny as hell...