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High Tech Condom

Assuming that it actually works, I think it would be an interesting new tool to use in the bedroom. However I think it could be a damper to stop what you are doing to shove some aerosol can into your girl's love shack and fill her up with foam before you do the horizontal tango.
 
Originally posted by: middlehead
Originally posted by: destrekor
Originally posted by: Aflac
Wait, so you're supposed to coat your schlong with that?
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no.. it goes in the woman
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Indeed. Look at the nozzle on it and read the description, then think real hard. It'll come to you.
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Didn't see the second page 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Babbles
Assuming that it actually works, I think it would be an interesting new tool to use in the bedroom. However I think it could be a damper to stop what you are doing to shove some aerosol can into your girl's love shack and fill her up with foam before you do the horizontal tango.
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Yea, I think you'd need to get an American women really drunk and horny for them to agree to this.
 
Now let me get this straight
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em both up (3x)
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up, and said

Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache

Yeah and I can see it in the future all the lawsuits with the woman sueing because they got some sort of cancer or illness due to this stuff sitting in the uterus fermenting. Yeaaaaaaaaa. And the increase of std's as well will rise even further then they are at today with all the unprotected sex. Great if your in a relationship like marrage and your for sure not screwing around but the children will get this and all hell will break lose and will undoubtitly kill off our race for sure.

IMO of course.
 
Originally posted by: Babbles
Assuming that it actually works, I think it would be an interesting new tool to use in the bedroom. However I think it could be a damper to stop what you are doing to shove some aerosol can into your girl's love shack and fill her up with foam before you do the horizontal tango.
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It needs one of those rattly mixing balls too, to add to the effect.



I suppose the applicator could be reshaped, and a vibrating attachment added. That could improve the situation, would it not?
 
I was just thinking that maybe I can take some canned air, hold it upside down and shoot that into my woman's pie hole. Sure it may be uncomfortable for her, but I imagine the ensuing frostbite in the tunnel of love would make an inhospitable environment for my little swimmers.
 
Originally posted by: altonb1
Monagamy FTW!

Responsibility FTW!

*Marriage FTW!


*Marriage=1 man + 1 woman

/Flame if you must...
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Your personal beliefs are great, I guess, but WTF DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE THREAD?
 
Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: Babbles
Assuming that it actually works, I think it would be an interesting new tool to use in the bedroom. However I think it could be a damper to stop what you are doing to shove some aerosol can into your girl's love shack and fill her up with foam before you do the horizontal tango.
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Yea, I think you'd need to get an American women really drunk and horny for them to agree to this.
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Nah.. They just need to find a way to make that nozzle vibrate.
 
But if it doesn't really protect against STDs, what's the point? We already have plenty of forms of protection that don't involve condoms. The big issue, and it seems to remain with this, is preventing STDs.
 
An employee demonstrates how new liquid condom for women use based on nanometer technology works at a health and reproduction product expo in Beijing November 16, 2005.
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:shocked:

:laugh:

Would like to have been there. 😉
 
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