Hickies.....

[Shawn]

My gf gave me a few of them cause she thinks it's funny but now I gotta go out like this. What will cover them up?

 

[jonmullen]

turtle neck

 

[FoBoT]

mud

 

[HappyCracker]

pics?

 

[Brutuskend]

Just tell everyone you were involved in a horrible vacuum cleaner accident!

 

[BillGates]

hickeys = hick

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Just tell everyone you were involved in a horrible vacuum cleaner accident!

ahahahahaha.... my gf said the exact same thing!

 

[Wallydraigle]

That sucks.

 

[dopcombo]

Plasters aka Bandaids.

 

[monk3y]

Originally posted by: dopcombo
Plasters aka Bandaids.

That might work unless you have ALOT.

 

[Shawn]

Damn, I gotta go into work today too!

 

[JetBlack69]

Originally posted by: lirion
That sucks.

 

[Aceshigh]

Ha, you know you want to show them off.

 

[isekii]

if they say something

just be like

"yea i know you're jealous, i got some and you didn't"
and proceed to stick your tongue out with one eye open

 

wear them with pride buddy

 

[geno]

haha, I get that prob once in a while, my gf thinks it's funny :|

 

[helloedchen]

take a spoon and throw it in the freezer. after about 5mins, take it out and run it over the area. it'll clear out the redness a bit for you

 

[SilverThief]

Originally posted by: GideonX
take a spoon and throw it in the freezer. after about 5mins, take it out and run it over the area. it'll clear out the redness a bit for you

It really does work. I actually witnessed it. My friend, who is married but we wont get into details here, got 2 big hickies from a girl. He had them both rubbed almost completely out within a couple of hours.

 

[GermyBoy]

Originally posted by: iloveme2
My gf gave me a few of them cause she thinks it's funny but now I gotta go out like this. What will cover them up?

There is only one solution to your problem. Unfortunately it is multi-part.

a) Knock girlfriend out with hammer, brick, something hard.
b) Take a vaccuum cleaner to her neck, face and legs.
c) See how she likes walking around with a ton of hickies.

Girls are dumb.

 

[chin311]

steal some of her makeup?

 

[nater]

sounds like you should try the cold spoon method

 

[Shawn]

why would a spoon work better than an icecube?

 

[monk3y]

Originally posted by: GermyBoy

Originally posted by: iloveme2
My gf gave me a few of them cause she thinks it's funny but now I gotta go out like this. What will cover them up?

There is only one solution to your problem. Unfortunately it is multi-part.

a) Knock girlfriend out with hammer, brick, something hard.
b) Take a vaccuum cleaner to her neck, face and legs.
c) See how she likes walking around with a ton of hickies.

Girls are dumb.

I'm sure he wasn't coplaining when he was getting them.

 

[zsouthboy]

I wish I could complain about having hickies on my neck

 

[gwlam12]

collared shirt buttoned up to the top