Hiccups.......

[BannedTroll]

What is it about drinking that causes hiccup? Yeah I know.....Google....blah..blah...blah

 

[Crusty]

MIKE

 

[BannedTroll]

Originally posted by: MCrusty
MIKE

That motherfvcker....I knew he had something to do with it. I think I'll go burn his house down....

 

[Mik3y]

someone call the sexpert?

 

[RaDragon]

The next time you get hiccups, get a tissue paper, place it on your tongue (to get a better grip) and gently pull your tongue in a quick jerking motion. You'll feel weird for a second, but your hiccups will be gone.

 

[Crusty]

Originally posted by: RaDragon
The next time you get hiccups, get a tissue paper, place it on your tongue (to get a better grip) and gently pull your tongue in a quick jerking motion. You'll feel weird for a second, but your hiccups will be gone.

:Q

that sounds like what I do when i'm looking at........pictures...but the hiccups just suddenly start..not stop! :Q

/me is scared

 

[BannedTroll]

Originally posted by: RaDragon
The next time you get hiccups, get a tissue paper, place it on your tongue (to get a better grip) and gently pull your tongue in a quick jerking motion. You'll feel weird for a second, but your hiccups will be gone.

Hey that didn't work and now I have tissue all over my tongue. Seriously that fvcking worked. If I had a vid camera I would have recorded the progress.

Other solutions I've tried:
1. Rubbing back of throat with thumb
2. Drinking upside down
3. Having the evil woman scare me
4. holding breath
5. A couple others

Thank you. OMFG thank you. I've had them for 30+ minutes which makes me feel even sorrier for that poor bastard that has had them for 10+ years.

It still doesn't answer my question though.

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: BannedTroll

Originally posted by: MCrusty
MIKE

That motherfvcker....I knew he had something to do with it. I think I'll go burn his house down....

what the fvck, ill get the FBI to hunt down your house.

MIKE

 

[geno]

MCRUSTY

 

[Crusty]

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1

Originally posted by: BannedTroll

Originally posted by: MCrusty
MIKE

That motherfvcker....I knew he had something to do with it. I think I'll go burn his house down....

what the fvck, ill get the FBI to hunt down your house.

MIKE

The FBI has allready visited me :shocked:

 

[Crusty]

Originally posted by: geno
MCRUSTY

WHAT?

 

[BannedTroll]

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1

Originally posted by: BannedTroll

Originally posted by: MCrusty
MIKE

That motherfvcker....I knew he had something to do with it. I think I'll go burn his house down....

what the fvck, ill get the FBI to hunt down your house.

MIKE

Good luck mofo. Those incompetent bastards had a hard time reaching contacts for my security clearance and I gave them the contact info. Get out while you can. Its going to get hot in there.

 

[RaDragon]

Originally posted by: BannedTroll

Originally posted by: RaDragon
The next time you get hiccups, get a tissue paper, place it on your tongue (to get a better grip) and gently pull your tongue in a quick jerking motion. You'll feel weird for a second, but your hiccups will be gone.

Hey that didn't work and now I have tissue all over my tongue. Seriously that fvcking worked. If I had a vid camera I would have recorded the progress.

Other solutions I've tried:
1. Rubbing back of throat with thumb
2. Drinking upside down
3. Having the evil woman scare me
4. holding breath
5. A couple others

Thank you. OMFG thank you. I've had them for 30+ minutes which makes me feel even sorrier for that poor bastard that has had them for 10+ years.

It still doesn't answer my question though.

Glad I could help... Just be sure to pass on that "solution".

I think carbonated drinks cause hiccups -- although, to answer your question specifically... A hiccup, by definition is "a spasm of the diaphragm resulting in a rapid, involuntary inhalation that is stopped by the sudden closure of the glottis and accompanied by a sharp, distinctive sound" -- so I'm guessing, that drinking causes you to relax and thus engages your body's involuntary movements (spasms). Of course, I'm not a doctor and that's just an edumacated guess.

 

[BannedTroll]

Originally posted by: RaDragon

Originally posted by: BannedTroll

Originally posted by: RaDragon
The next time you get hiccups, get a tissue paper, place it on your tongue (to get a better grip) and gently pull your tongue in a quick jerking motion. You'll feel weird for a second, but your hiccups will be gone.

Hey that didn't work and now I have tissue all over my tongue. Seriously that fvcking worked. If I had a vid camera I would have recorded the progress.

Other solutions I've tried:
1. Rubbing back of throat with thumb
2. Drinking upside down
3. Having the evil woman scare me
4. holding breath
5. A couple others

Thank you. OMFG thank you. I've had them for 30+ minutes which makes me feel even sorrier for that poor bastard that has had them for 10+ years.

It still doesn't answer my question though.

Glad I could help... Just be sure to pass on that "solution".

I think carbonated drinks cause hiccups -- although, to answer your question specifically... A hiccup, by definition is "a spasm of the diaphragm resulting in a rapid, involuntary inhalation that is stopped by the sudden closure of the glottis and accompanied by a sharp, distinctive sound" -- so I'm guessing, that drinking causes you to relax and thus engages your body's involuntary movements (spasms). Of course, I'm not a doctor and that's just an edumacated guess.

Thanks again. However I am drinking Port but I understand the relaxaation. You don't know how happy I am to get rid of them SERIOUSLY PM me your paypal address.

 

[KidViciou$]

i would tell you my cure for hiccups which ALWAYS works, but i'm thinking of selling it to people that need a cure when i see them