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pontifex

Lifer
Dec 5, 2000
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I'd bet that 90% of these "hi, my boyfriend made me join" posts/accounts are the guys ho are supposedly the BF, just to make it seem like they aren't complete losers.
seriously, why the fuck would you want your GF to be part of this disgusting, depraved, mentally retarded community?
 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: pontifex
I'd bet that 90% of these "hi, my boyfriend made me join" posts/accounts are the guys ho are supposedly the BF, just to make it seem like they aren't complete losers.
seriously, why the fuck would you want your GF to be part of this disgusting, depraved, mentally retarded community?

Because there are some of us who aren't disgusting, depraved, or mentally retarded.
 

pontifex

Lifer
Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: pontifex
I'd bet that 90% of these "hi, my boyfriend made me join" posts/accounts are the guys ho are supposedly the BF, just to make it seem like they aren't complete losers.
seriously, why the fuck would you want your GF to be part of this disgusting, depraved, mentally retarded community?

Because there are some of us who aren't disgusting, depraved, or mentally retarded.

yeah, but that # is extremely low. like maybe .00000001 %
 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
27,631
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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: pontifex
I'd bet that 90% of these "hi, my boyfriend made me join" posts/accounts are the guys ho are supposedly the BF, just to make it seem like they aren't complete losers.
seriously, why the fuck would you want your GF to be part of this disgusting, depraved, mentally retarded community?

Because there are some of us who aren't disgusting, depraved, or mentally retarded.

yeah, but that # is extremely low. like maybe .00000001 %

Even so, that 0.00000001% is worth enduring the remainder. I've met some of my best friends here.
 

IEC

Elite Member
Super Moderator
Jun 10, 2004
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Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
a man named Vivian. is that like a boy named sue?

Check your trifocals, old man.
 

vshah

Lifer
Sep 20, 2003
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Originally posted by: Dear Summer
vivan

how did you ask out your gf?

the convo went something like this (phone):

me: Hi, did you leave your scarf in my car?
her: No? I don't have a scarf.
me: oh. ok.
...pause...
me: also, i've been having a really good time with you lately. do you want to get dinner sometime?
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
61,504
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Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
vivan

how did you ask out your gf?

the convo went something like this (phone):

me: Hi, did you leave your scarf in my car?
her: No? I don't have a scarf.
me: oh. ok.
...pause...
me: also, i've been having a really good time with you lately. do you want to get dinner sometime?

was it a dickscarf? :Q
 

AreaCode707

Lifer
Sep 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: AreaCode707
Originally posted by: Skeeedunt
Originally posted by: AreaCode707
Oy, now you've done it. Just remember - the compliments are real, the criticisms are from guys who are comparing you to Pamela Anderson as their version of the ideal woman.

And you guys are a REALLY cute couple. :)

That's cheating ;)

All the same, :thumbsup: to the OP.

And :beer: for posting in flagrant defiance of 707's clearly outlined rules. You're going to need it now that you're on her bad side.

Nah, the rules are really more a set of "guidelines." :)

she'll be glad to read that. she was getting all worried that she was on your bad side...

LOL! My "rules" were just suggestions for her own protection. Help her avoid making some of the mistakes I and others have made (er... keep making...)
 

vshah

Lifer
Sep 20, 2003
19,003
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
vivan

how did you ask out your gf?

the convo went something like this (phone):

me: Hi, did you leave your scarf in my car?
her: No? I don't have a scarf.
me: oh. ok.
...pause...
me: also, i've been having a really good time with you lately. do you want to get dinner sometime?

was it a dickscarf? :Q

there was no scarf. it was just a (horribly lame) segue into the real question.
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
61,504
12
56
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
vivan

how did you ask out your gf?

the convo went something like this (phone):

me: Hi, did you leave your scarf in my car?
her: No? I don't have a scarf.
me: oh. ok.
...pause...
me: also, i've been having a really good time with you lately. do you want to get dinner sometime?

was it a dickscarf? :Q

there was no scarf. it was just a (horribly lame) segway into the real question.

psssst, there is really no dickscarf either. ;)
 

AreaCode707

Lifer
Sep 21, 2001
18,447
133
106
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
vivan

how did you ask out your gf?

the convo went something like this (phone):

me: Hi, did you leave your scarf in my car?
her: No? I don't have a scarf.
me: oh. ok.
...pause...
me: also, i've been having a really good time with you lately. do you want to get dinner sometime?

was it a dickscarf? :Q

there was no scarf. it was just a (horribly lame) segway into the real question.

Segway or segue? :Q
 

vshah

Lifer
Sep 20, 2003
19,003
24
81
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
vivan

how did you ask out your gf?

the convo went something like this (phone):

me: Hi, did you leave your scarf in my car?
her: No? I don't have a scarf.
me: oh. ok.
...pause...
me: also, i've been having a really good time with you lately. do you want to get dinner sometime?

was it a dickscarf? :Q

there was no scarf. it was just a (horribly lame) segway into the real question.

psssst, there is really no dickscarf either. ;)


in that case it was a dickscarf.


someone should design and sell a dickscarf, for the colder climates...
 

Barfo

Lifer
Jan 4, 2005
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106
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
vivan

how did you ask out your gf?

the convo went something like this (phone):

me: Hi, did you leave your scarf in my car?
her: No? I don't have a scarf.
me: oh. ok.
...pause...
me: also, i've been having a really good time with you lately. do you want to get dinner sometime?

Glad you got the girl but if you made up the scarf thing, that is seriously lame :p
 

AreaCode707

Lifer
Sep 21, 2001
18,447
133
106
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
vivan

how did you ask out your gf?

the convo went something like this (phone):

me: Hi, did you leave your scarf in my car?
her: No? I don't have a scarf.
me: oh. ok.
...pause...
me: also, i've been having a really good time with you lately. do you want to get dinner sometime?

was it a dickscarf? :Q

there was no scarf. it was just a (horribly lame) segway into the real question.

psssst, there is really no dickscarf either. ;)


in that case it was a dickscarf.


someone should design and sell a dickscarf, for the colder climates...

If YoYo now develops a scarf with dick printed fabric it will sell out of the OT t-shirt store.
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
61,504
12
56
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
vivan

how did you ask out your gf?

the convo went something like this (phone):

me: Hi, did you leave your scarf in my car?
her: No? I don't have a scarf.
me: oh. ok.
...pause...
me: also, i've been having a really good time with you lately. do you want to get dinner sometime?

was it a dickscarf? :Q

there was no scarf. it was just a (horribly lame) segway into the real question.

psssst, there is really no dickscarf either. ;)


in that case it was a dickscarf.


someone should design and sell a dickscarf, for the colder climates...

i googled it. apparently there is such a thing :Q

http://farm2.static.flickr.com...582_aea98cac7b.jpg?v=0
 

YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Moderator<br>A/V & Home Theater<br>Elite member
Aug 6, 2001
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gorcorps

aka Brandon
Jul 18, 2004
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Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Originally posted by: AreaCode707

YoYo, I :heart: you! If your title wasn't already so long I'd nominate you for a custom title: "AT's Creative Genius" or somesuch. :)

:eek:

You seem like a good sport.

Your next task is to have vshah explain what this shirt means and have him buy it for you. :p

*wondering if Yoyo realizes that AreaCode707 isn't the new gal*
 

AreaCode707

Lifer
Sep 21, 2001
18,447
133
106
Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Originally posted by: AreaCode707

YoYo, I :heart: you! If your title wasn't already so long I'd nominate you for a custom title: "AT's Creative Genius" or somesuch. :)

:eek:

You seem like a good sport.

Your next task is to have vshah explain what this shirt means and have him buy it for you. :p

You picked the wrong poster to respond to; I get linuxboy to buy me things. ilvs gets vshah to buy her things. ;)
 

AreaCode707

Lifer
Sep 21, 2001
18,447
133
106
Originally posted by: gorcorps
Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Originally posted by: AreaCode707

YoYo, I :heart: you! If your title wasn't already so long I'd nominate you for a custom title: "AT's Creative Genius" or somesuch. :)

:eek:

You seem like a good sport.

Your next task is to have vshah explain what this shirt means and have him buy it for you. :p

*wondering if Yoyo realizes that AreaCode707 isn't the new gal*

Only new gal to rack up 13900 posts before posting pics. :p
 

YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Moderator<br>A/V & Home Theater<br>Elite member
Aug 6, 2001
31,204
45
91
Originally posted by: AreaCode707
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
vivan

how did you ask out your gf?

the convo went something like this (phone):

me: Hi, did you leave your scarf in my car?
her: No? I don't have a scarf.
me: oh. ok.
...pause...
me: also, i've been having a really good time with you lately. do you want to get dinner sometime?

was it a dickscarf? :Q

there was no scarf. it was just a (horribly lame) segway into the real question.

psssst, there is really no dickscarf either. ;)


in that case it was a dickscarf.


someone should design and sell a dickscarf, for the colder climates...

If YoYo now develops a scarf with dick printed fabric it will sell out of the OT t-shirt store.

That's so crazy it just might work...

*cue 1980s montage of my construction of a prototype of said dickscarf*

awww... I don't think spread shirt does scarves.

The closest is men's ties.