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Did you ever notice that if you fry a bunch of hamburger, you end up with more grease than you started with? So much for conservation of matter. But it does raise the question of just where all that grease is coming from. The Grease Fairy, and she lives in cows. It makes sense if you think about it, and since the logic cannot be brought into question I'll move along to my next point. Think about this, there are people all over the world except India frying up tons of hambuger as we type. Think about all that extra grease that must be accumulating on our planet! Eventually there will be so much mass that it affects our gravity, making life on earth impossible. Why would the Grease Fairy do this to us, you ask? I think I know the answer. Because she's a conniving bitch.
 
Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
Did you ever notice that if you fry a bunch of hamburger, you end up with more grease than you started with? So much for conservation of matter. But it does raise the question of just where all that grease is coming from. The Grease Fairy, and she lives in cows. It makes sense if you think about it, and since the logic cannot be brought into question I'll move along to my next point. Think about this, there are people all over the world except India frying up tons of hambuger as we type. Think about all that extra grease that must be accumulating on our planet! Eventually there will be so much mass that it affects our gravity, making life on earth impossible. Why would the Grease Fairy do this to us, you ask? I think I know the answer. Because she's a conniving bitch.
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You must not know how to pick your meat. 😉
 
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