hey, sexy...

[Skitzer]

Grow your unibrow back, makes you look older.

 

[PimpJuice]

What? It's a pullover, there is nothing douchey about having the collar up on that top. Dress shirt with collar up = douche. Pullover, not so much.

says the douche king

 

[nerp]

OP, why did you feel the need to post your photo online?

Because the internet is the center of his social life.

 

[JulesMaximus]

What we've all been waiting for.

 

[TridenT]

Because the internet is the center of his social life.

You wish it was buddy. 🙂 I know you want me.

 

[TridenT]

What we've all been waiting for.

That's a pretty bad shop... 😛 You fucked up the right brow pretty bad.

 

[alfa147x]

What we've all been waiting for.
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/JulesMaximus/guessp.jCUT/img][/QUOTE]

If he had an orange shirt I would be a mug shot.

 

[postmortemIA]

my submission w/ message

 

[nerp]

You wish it was buddy. 🙂 I know you want me.

Fair point. My 3-week-old daughter and beautiful wife have been keeping me stuck at home quite a bit.

 

[alfa147x]

Shrink the pictures.

 

[nerp]

Turn on auto resize. That's easier for you than it is for me to mess with stupid photoshop. Photoshop is for unibrows.

 

[alfa147x]

The pictures are taking forever to load :/

oh and I have auto resize on

 

[nerp]

They are huge. Sorry bro. :/ I'll buy you a beer.

 

[alfa147x]

Haha thanks man that works 🙂

 

[Nik]

So... yeah...

Versus

See the difference, yo? (It wasn't my idea, but I went along with it)

The difference is that you ALMOST SMILED in one of them.

You wouldn't look like a fuckin goddamn CREEPER if you'd SMILE.

 

[alfa147x]

THEY LOADED! Cute baby congrats!

 

[Locut0s]

Wait a sec. Could it be?...

Wow it's perfect!

Sorry Trident I don't usually but you are asking for it here.

 

[Locut0s]

I found what you're going to look like in 20 years

WTF? Seriously W.T.F? I mean.... you.... there's just... how... why?

 

[TridenT]

The difference is that you ALMOST SMILED in one of them.

You wouldn't look like a fuckin goddamn CREEPER if you'd SMILE.

My smile isn't very photogenic... it's creepier, believe me. ^_^

 

[alfa147x]

WTF? Seriously W.T.F? I mean.... you.... there's just... how... why?

Spot on, wasn't I?

 

[Nik]

Smirk more often then. You don't have to open your lips to smile. Looking like you're dead or pissed off is worse. Just look... happy. Or something.

 

[TridenT]

Smirk more often then. You don't have to open your lips to smile. Looking like you're dead or pissed off is worse. Just look... happy. Or something.

It looks like I just got done raping children when I smile/smirk/show-any-signs-of-happiness. 😱

 

[apac]

I don't understand, what happened to the hairstyle you had when you got a haircut a few weeks ago. It was pretty much 100% unanimous that it looked better.

Then again you're a giant douche so I don't really care one way or the other.

 

[TridenT]

I don't understand, what happened to the hairstyle you had when you got a haircut a few weeks ago. It was pretty much 100% unanimous that it looked better.

Then again you're a giant douche so I don't really care one way or the other.

I didn't put styling stuff in it, that's why.

 

[Nik]

It looks like I just got done raping children when I smile/smirk/show-any-signs-of-happiness. 😱

I've actually had sex with a consenting human female. Shut up and trust me. 😛 Guarantee all the girls on this board will tell you that you look a billion times better with a smirk if not a smile. Try not to look like death warmed over and don't be so judgmental of yourself, no matter what anyone else says. Who cares what other people think? Fuck'em.