HEY POT HEADS!

[Brutuskend]

Take this TEST

I think I got them ALL "right". or maybe that should be

 

[Anubis]

as i justposted in the other thread i scored over 100

 

Originally posted by: Anubis
as i justposted in the other thread i scored over 100

Out of 83?

 

[arcenite]

I got a zero I spent a long time on that test too

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: Anubis
as i justposted in the other thread i scored over 100

Out of 83?

I'm over 400+

One of the questions was:
9) What is the most consecutive days you've gone smoking? (one point for every day)

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: Anubis
as i justposted in the other thread i scored over 100

Out of 83?

9) What is the most consecutive days you've gone smoking? (one point for every day)

i smoked pretty much every day my freshmen year in college, i just put in 30 as that seemed like a good number

 

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: Anubis
as i justposted in the other thread i scored over 100

Out of 83?

9) What is the most consecutive days you've gone smoking? (one point for every day)

i smoked pretty much every day my freshmen year in college, i just put in 30 figureing that woudl prob be a good estimate

Oh, then I'm in the thousands.

 

[feralkid]

What's a "Bong"?


n/m, found it.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: Anubis
as i justposted in the other thread i scored over 100

Out of 83?

I'm over 400+

One of the questions was:
9) What is the most consecutive days you've gone smoking? (one point for every day)

haha..

Hmm.. 'bout 2,000.

 

[AkumaX]

Prince of Tennis is aiight

 

[Shawn]

23 points

 

[Insane3D]

*looks around all paranoid*

What?!?!? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?!?!?!?


/runs away

 

[kstu]

anyone who has ever seriously smoked can easily surpass 60 points, easily surpass meaning double

 

[40Hands]

Wow im drunk. But I used to smoke soooo much and I scored pretty high on this test. Once we made a hooka out of a tall skinny fish tank from spencers (floating fish with bubbles and changing colors). Good times.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

35. Almost all those points came in a 1 year period.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Pothead Quiz

Section 1 - Methods

1) Have you ever smoked marijuana? Yes
2) Have you ever smoked marijuana from a pipe? Yes
3) Have you ever smoked marijuana from a joint? Yes
4) Have you ever smoked marijuana from a bong? Yes
5) Have you ever hot-knifed? Not that I'm aware of
6) Have you ever smoked marijuana from a piece of food? (apples, etc) Possibly, yes
7) Have you ever smoked marijuana from any other devices? Yes
8) Have you ever smoked tobacco and marijuana together in a joint? Yes
9) Have you ever eaten marijuana? Yes
10) Have you ever cooked with marijuana? Yes
11) Have you ever made/eaten Alice B. Toklas cookies/brownies? No
12) Have you ever gotten a contact high? No
13) Have you ever given a shotgun? (blowing your smoke into another's mouth) Yes
14) Have you ever received a shotgun? Yes
15) Can you blow smoke rings with pot? No
16) Have you ever smoked out of a bong over two feet tall? Possibly, yes
17) Have you ever made your own pipe? Yes

Section 2 - Places

1) Have you ever smoked marijuana in a public place? Yes
2) Have you ever smoked marijuana in plain sight of non-smokers? Yes
3) Have you ever smoked marijuana in plain sight of non-smokers who may care? Yes
4) Have you ever smoked marijuana on the clock at work? Yes
5) Have you ever smoked marijuana in the janitor's closet? Yes
6) Have you ever smoked marijuana in a vehicle? Yes
7) Have you ever smoked marijuana in a moving vehicle? Yes
8) Have you ever smoked marijuana while driving a moving vehicle? Yes
9) Have you ever lit a smoking device for a driving guy? Yes
10) Have you ever smoked marijuana in a government vehicle? No
11) Have you ever smoked marijuana in a tree? Yes
12) Have you ever smoked marijuana in a government building? Yes
13) Have you ever smoked marijuana in a concert venue? Yes
14) Have you ever smoked marijuana by yourself? Yes
15) Have you ever smoked marijuana in the bathroom? Yes
16) Have you ever smoked marijuana inside your parents house? Yes
17) Have you ever smoked marijuana in your dorm room? Yes
18) Have you ever used a dorm buddy? Not sure
19) Have you ever hotboxed a small enclosed area? Yes

Section 3 - After smoking

1) Have you ever smoked marijuana before going somewhere because you didn't think you would enjoy your activities otherwise? Yes
2) Have you ever gone to classes while high? Yes
3) Have you ever gone to work while high? Yes
4) Have you ever written a paper while high? Yes
5) Have you ever failed to write a paper because you were high? Yes
6) Have you ever smoked pot before drinking to avoid a hangover? Yes
7) Have you ever smoked pot as a motivator? Yes
8) Did it work? No
9) Have you ever driven while high? Yes
10) Have you ever gotten into a car accident while high? No
11) Have you ever committed a felony while high? No
12) Have you ever been convicted of a felony committed while high? No
13) Have you ever been convicted of any drug-related misdemeanors? Yes
14) Have you ever been convicted of any drug-related felonies? No
15) Have you ever woken up in the morning still high? Yes

Section 4 - Other activities

1) Have you ever grown your own pot? Yes
2) Have you ever been a middleman in a marijuana deal? Yes
3) Have you ever sold marijuana for a profit? Yes
4) Have you ever flunked a drug test? No
5) Have you ever been fired from a job because of marijuana? No
6) Have you ever alienated friends because of marijuana usage? No
7) Have you ever bought a cd merely because you thought it would be fun to listen to while high? Yes
8) What is the most number of times you've ever smoked out in one day? (Give yourself one point for every time) Fvck, more than 5 times easily
9) What is the most consecutive days you've gone smoking? (one point for every day) Probably close to a year
10) Have you ever written a test to determine if you were a pothead? No...wait, yes
11) Have you ever watched Wizard of Oz and Dark Side of the Moon simultaneously while high? Um...no
12) Do you have a collection of "stoned music"? I used to
13) Have you ever "found God" while high? Possibly
14) Where was he? (1 point if you can remember) In a Pink Floyd movie...I think
15) Have you ever spent important money, like rent money, on pot? No
16) Have you ever had your eye twitch continuously as a result of smoking pot? No
17) Have you ever gotten a case of the "stupids"? Not that I'm aware of
18) Do you have a web page devoted to pot? No
19) Have you ever smoked an eighth in one night? No
20) Have you ever been stopped by the border patrol and searched for drugs? Border patrol? No.
21) Did they find any? No

Section 5 - Love and Pot

1) Have you ever had sex while high? Of course
2) Have you ever had sex just because you were high? No, sex was always incidental
3) Have you ever entered into a relationship while high? Of course, who hasn't?
4) Have you ever placed yourself in a sexually compromising position when you were high? Probably...is that a bad thing?
5) Have you ever had a relationship that was based solely on marijuana usage? Not that I'm aware of
6) Do you love pot? Love? No...
7) Has pot ever come between you and your significant other? No
8) Has lust for a friend come to the surface while you were high? Um, no
9) Do you find sex more enjoyable when you're high? I decline to comment...
10) Do you ever call smoking a joint giving a blow job? No
11) Do you own a phallic smoking device? Aren't they all?