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n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Nebor
Wooow, fancy board holding devices in those movies. Back in my day, the boards were held in hand by someone else. I took my share of lumps, including one kick to the head that knocked me into a wall, only to fall on the support for the punching bag. Yup, that was pretty sweet. Didn't have no fancy board holding thingies...

Did you have to walk to the school? Uphill, both ways? In the snow? :p

With ninjas attacking from all directions. Snow ninjas wear white, you know.

I didn't know that. Interesting. I wonder if Batman knows...
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: Nebor
Wooow, fancy board holding devices in those movies. Back in my day, the boards were held in hand by someone else. I took my share of lumps, including one kick to the head that knocked me into a wall, only to fall on the support for the punching bag. Yup, that was pretty sweet. Didn't have no fancy board holding thingies...

Sabumnim loves the power breaker because he doesn't have to get his fingers mashed and it can hold a crapload more boards than humans can. However, it's rarely used. Virtually every board break is done "by hand" instead of using that wussy machine. I called him a wuss for not wanting his fingers mashed and got my ass beaten for it. :laugh:
 

Nebor

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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Nebor
Wooow, fancy board holding devices in those movies. Back in my day, the boards were held in hand by someone else. I took my share of lumps, including one kick to the head that knocked me into a wall, only to fall on the support for the punching bag. Yup, that was pretty sweet. Didn't have no fancy board holding thingies...

Sabumnim loves the power breaker because he doesn't have to get his fingers mashed and it can hold a crapload more boards than humans can. However, it's rarely used. Virtually every board break is done "by hand" instead of using that wussy machine. I called him a wuss for not wanting his fingers mashed and got my ass beaten for it. :laugh:

I got my fingers smashed plenty.

I remember for our show team, we'd put glitter all over the boards, so when we broke them, it was like an explosion. Pretty cool stuff.
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Aug 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Nebor
Wooow, fancy board holding devices in those movies. Back in my day, the boards were held in hand by someone else. I took my share of lumps, including one kick to the head that knocked me into a wall, only to fall on the support for the punching bag. Yup, that was pretty sweet. Didn't have no fancy board holding thingies...

Sabumnim loves the power breaker because he doesn't have to get his fingers mashed and it can hold a crapload more boards than humans can. However, it's rarely used. Virtually every board break is done "by hand" instead of using that wussy machine. I called him a wuss for not wanting his fingers mashed and got my ass beaten for it. :laugh:

I got my fingers smashed plenty.

I remember for our show team, we'd put glitter all over the boards, so when we broke them, it was like an explosion. Pretty cool stuff.

what... the... fvck...
 

Nebor

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Nebor
Wooow, fancy board holding devices in those movies. Back in my day, the boards were held in hand by someone else. I took my share of lumps, including one kick to the head that knocked me into a wall, only to fall on the support for the punching bag. Yup, that was pretty sweet. Didn't have no fancy board holding thingies...

Did you have to walk to the school? Uphill, both ways? In the snow? :p

With ninjas attacking from all directions. Snow ninjas wear white, you know.

I didn't know that. Interesting. I wonder if Batman knows...

Does Batman ever fight in the snow? er... it snows a lot in Gotham City, doesn't it?

Your Friend In Ninja Clothes

-Nebor
 

Nebor

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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Nebor
Wooow, fancy board holding devices in those movies. Back in my day, the boards were held in hand by someone else. I took my share of lumps, including one kick to the head that knocked me into a wall, only to fall on the support for the punching bag. Yup, that was pretty sweet. Didn't have no fancy board holding thingies...

Sabumnim loves the power breaker because he doesn't have to get his fingers mashed and it can hold a crapload more boards than humans can. However, it's rarely used. Virtually every board break is done "by hand" instead of using that wussy machine. I called him a wuss for not wanting his fingers mashed and got my ass beaten for it. :laugh:

I got my fingers smashed plenty.

I remember for our show team, we'd put glitter all over the boards, so when we broke them, it was like an explosion. Pretty cool stuff.

what... the... fvck...

It was like this powdery glitter stuff. That way when you smash the board, it shoots glitter out mainly in the direction in which the board was broken. Pretty cool effect.
 

n0cmonkey

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Jun 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Nebor
Wooow, fancy board holding devices in those movies. Back in my day, the boards were held in hand by someone else. I took my share of lumps, including one kick to the head that knocked me into a wall, only to fall on the support for the punching bag. Yup, that was pretty sweet. Didn't have no fancy board holding thingies...

Did you have to walk to the school? Uphill, both ways? In the snow? :p

With ninjas attacking from all directions. Snow ninjas wear white, you know.

I didn't know that. Interesting. I wonder if Batman knows...

Does Batman ever fight in the snow? er... it snows a lot in Gotham City, doesn't it?

Your Friend In Ninja Clothes

-Nebor

It snows in Gotham. He spent time in the far east, so I'm sure he knows.
 

NikPreviousAcct

No Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Nebor
Wooow, fancy board holding devices in those movies. Back in my day, the boards were held in hand by someone else. I took my share of lumps, including one kick to the head that knocked me into a wall, only to fall on the support for the punching bag. Yup, that was pretty sweet. Didn't have no fancy board holding thingies...

Sabumnim loves the power breaker because he doesn't have to get his fingers mashed and it can hold a crapload more boards than humans can. However, it's rarely used. Virtually every board break is done "by hand" instead of using that wussy machine. I called him a wuss for not wanting his fingers mashed and got my ass beaten for it. :laugh:

I got my fingers smashed plenty.

I remember for our show team, we'd put glitter all over the boards, so when we broke them, it was like an explosion. Pretty cool stuff.

what... the... fvck...

It was like this powdery glitter stuff. That way when you smash the board, it shoots glitter out mainly in the direction in which the board was broken. Pretty cool effect.

Puff of smoke != FVCKING GLITTER

like I said... what... the... fvck...
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
It snows in Gotham. He spent time in the far east, so I'm sure he knows.

I bet it's a bitch for Batman to hide in the shadows when even the shadows glisten white in the snow :laugh:
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
It snows in Gotham. He spent time in the far east, so I'm sure he knows.

I bet it's a bitch for Batman to hide in the shadows when even the shadows glisten white in the snow :laugh:

If anyone can find a way, it's batman.
 

Hyperblaze

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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
It snows in Gotham. He spent time in the far east, so I'm sure he knows.

I bet it's a bitch for Batman to hide in the shadows when even the shadows glisten white in the snow :laugh:

Batman felt up Kim Baysinger, he's got nothing to complain about...:p
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
It snows in Gotham. He spent time in the far east, so I'm sure he knows.

I bet it's a bitch for Batman to hide in the shadows when even the shadows glisten white in the snow :laugh:

Batman felt up Kim Baysinger, he's got nothing to complain about...:p

It's the car, right? Chicks dig the car?

...and what's with those damned NIPPLES on the batsuit!?
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
It snows in Gotham. He spent time in the far east, so I'm sure he knows.

I bet it's a bitch for Batman to hide in the shadows when even the shadows glisten white in the snow :laugh:

Batman felt up Kim Baysinger, he's got nothing to complain about...:p

He's done a lot more than that with Catwoman...
 

Hyperblaze

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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
It snows in Gotham. He spent time in the far east, so I'm sure he knows.

I bet it's a bitch for Batman to hide in the shadows when even the shadows glisten white in the snow :laugh:

Batman felt up Kim Baysinger, he's got nothing to complain about...:p

It's the car, right? Chicks dig the car?

...and what's with those damned NIPPLES on the batsuit!?

Who was batgirl again?

I think it was Reese Whitherspoon?
 

n0cmonkey

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Jun 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
It snows in Gotham. He spent time in the far east, so I'm sure he knows.

I bet it's a bitch for Batman to hide in the shadows when even the shadows glisten white in the snow :laugh:

Batman felt up Kim Baysinger, he's got nothing to complain about...:p

It's the car, right? Chicks dig the car?

...and what's with those damned NIPPLES on the batsuit!?

Who was batgirl again?

I think it was Reese Whitherspoon?

Alicia Silverstone. I would post her character's name... If I could remember it. I think the original became Oracle, but I'm not positive.
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Aug 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
It snows in Gotham. He spent time in the far east, so I'm sure he knows.

I bet it's a bitch for Batman to hide in the shadows when even the shadows glisten white in the snow :laugh:

Batman felt up Kim Baysinger, he's got nothing to complain about...:p

It's the car, right? Chicks dig the car?

...and what's with those damned NIPPLES on the batsuit!?

Who was batgirl again?

I think it was Reese Whitherspoon?

No, it was that annoying broad who played the little girl in Fire Starter and Riding In Cars With Boys... I can't remember her name...
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: Nik
Puff of smoke != FVCKING GLITTER

like I said... what... the... fvck...

I don't understand what the big deal is?

Did you guys wear pink outfits with purple belts and gold highlights in your hair? Seriously, glitter is very un-manly. Totally takes the power out of martial arts.
 

NikPreviousAcct

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I'm off to watch a movie before hitting the sack. N0c, sorry but you're gonna have to break into my house to see my sword-wielding nekkid ass. :brokenheart:
 

Nebor

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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: Nik
Puff of smoke != FVCKING GLITTER

like I said... what... the... fvck...

I don't understand what the big deal is?

Did you guys wear pink outfits with purple belts and gold highlights in your hair? Seriously, glitter is very un-manly. Totally takes the power out of martial arts.

It looked really cool, ok. It was just for the shows. Crowds love that stuff. We did little skits as well.
 

Nebor

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Originally posted by: Nik
I'm off to watch a movie before hitting the sack. N0c, sorry but you're gonna have to break into my house to see my sword-wielding nekkid ass. :brokenheart:

Because that's what you do when you watch movies?
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: Nik
I'm off to watch a movie before hitting the sack. N0c, sorry but you're gonna have to break into my house to see my sword-wielding nekkid ass. :brokenheart:

Don't tempt me. :lips:
 

ndee

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Jul 18, 2000
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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Great, another bitch.

Exactly. What's this bitch gonna do when some assfvck breaks into her house at night? Kindly ask them to leave while standing there in bra and panties? :roll: FVCK NO. Run at them NAKED, wielding a 4-foot katana in each hand! Guaranteed the world will get out in the criminal world to stay the fvck away from your house.

Like YOU would grab a Katana and behead a burglar :roll: You have a Katana, he has a Gun, bye bye Nik.
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: Jero
Nik leaving already???

who's going to keep me company now?

Well, since I pretty much wasted my entire night on here, I'll still be around for another hour or so. I really had stuff I wanted to do. :|