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Hey dumbass, THERE'S NO FREAKING STOP SIGN HERE!!

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Originally posted by: Slacker
Dear moron,

I know you think you are being a pal by letting that poor person pull out of the side street, even though the opposing traffic isnt in on your plan it's o.k. , he will make it eventually, in the mean time the dozens of cars stuck behind you will be halted like that damn visa commercial where the one guy wants to use cash, it is times like these that I REALLY wish I had one of those train horns on my car, I would lay on that beoch untill it fricking vibrated you off the road.

Thanks to you there are now others who believe there is some kind of invisible traffic control device that commands them to stop and attempt to lure side street traffic out into the flow, but you know what? THEY DONT HAVE TO USE THAT ONE SIDE STREET! the street we are on has lights controlling the flow, the next street down has a light too, WHEN YOU STOP TRAFFIC YOU FVCK UP THE WHOLE FLOW NOT TO MENTION THAT YOU PUT THEM AND THE OPPOSING TRAFFIC IN DANGER WHEN YOU DECIDE TO DIRECT TRAFFIC!! YOU ARE PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE IDIOTS WHO FLY THROUGH THE LIGHT 3 SECONDS AFTER IT TURNED RED AND DONT EVEN DO A FULL STOP AT STOP SIGNS BUT FOR SOME REASON YOU WANT TO BE MR./MS. HELPER AND FVCK UP TRAFFIC, GET OFF YOUR FVCKING CELL PHONE, PUT DOWN THE MC~FVCKING~MUFFIN AND DRIVE!!!!!! DRIVE YOUR FVCKING CAR!!!! STOP WHEN YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO, GO WHEN YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO, LET THE TRAFFIC CONTROL DEVICES DO THEIR JOB, IN TEXAS I WOULD BE LEGALLY ABLE TO SHOOT YOU "BECAUSE YOU NEEDED KILLIN'"

Oh yeah, same goes for peeps who get to a four way stop first and try to wave others through out of order :|
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I've got you beat on the merge situation.

Fvcking idiots

Yeah your people stop but at least it's actually a merge. Here there's a damn dedicated lane and they STILL stop. Retards.
 
Originally posted by: dainthomas
9.5/10

I could really feel the impotent rage in that post. Good job!
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:laugh:MFAO!!!

I give this rant a 6/10 though. Yeah, it's annoying and dangerous when people stop in the middle of a 40mph road for no apparent reason but popping the veins in your neck over it isn't going to do you any good.
 
Originally posted by: Sukhoi
I've got you beat on the merge situation.

Fvcking idiots

Yeah your people stop but at least it's actually a merge. Here there's a damn dedicated lane and they STILL stop. Retards.
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i love when that happens. there is an intersection not very far from me where that happens a lot. i'm tempted to get out of the car and motion them to the lane they have. one day a cop was standing there yelling at people to start turning right.
 
I love how the rant got louder and louder, climaxing at "DRIVE!!!!!!." That was, quite honestly, an impressive and virtuosic display of your skills.
 
Originally posted by: Slacker
and dont even get me started on the incomprehensible subtleties of "Merge" and Yeild" they never get them right either way, they fvcking blast out in front of you when they should yield and come to A COMPLETE FREEKING STOP WHEN THEY SHOULD MERGE!!!
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I have stopped on occasion on certain onramps. One highway near where I live got an increase in traffic, so they added in a bunch of onramps where there shouldn't be any. They have VERY short onramps, and if you don't merge, there's a bridge there that will either forcibly push you into the next lane, or else mash your car into a very uninhabitable chunk of metal
There are plans to properly expand that highway - sometime in the next 10 years, maybe.
Sometimes there's just too much solidly packed traffic to be able to get in.

While I agree that you shoudn't stop at an intersection where you have no need to, I would also like to say to people about driving: Calm the hell down. It's not a damn race, you've got lifespans that are far longer than previous generations, your car is saving you time already, what's the rush???? Patience. Saving a couple of seconds isn't worth risking your own life and the lives of others in a careless accident.
I also love driving with other people and listening to their rants about why other drivers suck, and then noticing and pointing out, "Hey, you just yelled at someone for doing what you just did." One of the guys in my apartment did that - he was merging, and someone slowed down a little bit to let him in. He yelled, "Why are you slowing down, you're on the goddamn highway! Just keep moving!"
A few exits later, he slowed down to let someone on the exit merge, and I pointed this out. "Shut up, Jeff."
😀
 
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: Sukhoi
I've got you beat on the merge situation.

Fvcking idiots

Yeah your people stop but at least it's actually a merge. Here there's a damn dedicated lane and they STILL stop. Retards.
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i love when that happens. there is an intersection not very far from me where that happens a lot. i'm tempted to get out of the car and motion them to the lane they have. one day a cop was standing there yelling at people to start turning right.
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I bet you this car right here is stopped

My alarm seems to know that turn because it seems to come on without me even thinking about it.
 
you havent been to jersey yet have you? youi deal with this ****** on the regular... and far worse things. you just learn to stack full fountain soda's to throw at cars and explode them on their windshield. ya know.
 
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