Hey, Birthers!

fskimospy

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lol, no they didn't.

That website is impressively crazy however. I think my favorite part was how they described two dots in a doctor's signature as being a "smiley", which invalidated the document for some reason.

I seriously love birthers, I've always had a soft spot for mocking the proudly stupid.
 

a777pilot

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Are you stating that this is a lie?

Obama’s lawyer, Alexandra Hill, admitted that the image of Obama’s birth certificate was a forgery...
 

IronWing

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The story opens with a flat out lie then goes downhill from there.

After a Maricopa County law enforcement agency conducted

A group of Sheriff Joe bed bugs got together and looked into the birther issue. Even Sheriff Joe isn't stupid enough to order an agency-based investigation.
 

soundforbjt

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Why doesn't the President just make available the actual raised seal long form birth certificate and be done with this nonsense?

Because Teapublicans are doing more damage to themselves & their party by chasing this fallacy then any idea the dems could come up with. :biggrin:

Why would he want them to stop?
 

Hayabusa Rider

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Why doesn't the President just make available the actual raised seal long form birth certificate and be done with this nonsense?

I think you be hard pressed to find someone that takes high ranking politicians at their word less than myself and Obama is no exception. There does come a time for everyone where skepticism crosses into batshit crazy and the birther thing went past that for me a long time ago. As one who is considered by some to already be nucking futs because of my own viewpoints, perhaps it's best to let this be.
 

Bowfinger

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I think this thread provides a great example of why so many right-wingers are so badly misinformed. They see tripe like this parroted on nutter blogs (or Fox "News", same difference) and swallow it without a second thought. It tells them what they want to hear, so it must be true. Then they excitedly babble it to each other, reinforcing their belief in the lie because "everyone" knows it.

Hill did NOT admit the birth certificate .pdf was a forgery. That's simply a lie. What she did say is she had no personal knowledge of Obama ever presenting a birth certificate to the New Jersey Secretary of State. She also said she had not presented one at that hearing, and did not intend to do so, because it was irrelevant to the matter at hand, i.e., did Obama meet the requirements to be on the ballot. Apparently New Jersey law does not require prospective candidates to prove they are eligible for office. It only requires they collect enough valid signatures.
 

a777pilot

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I think you be hard pressed to find someone that takes high ranking politicians at their word less than myself and Obama is no exception. There does come a time for everyone where skepticism crosses into batshit crazy and the birther thing went past that for me a long time ago. As one who is considered by some to already be nucking futs because of my own viewpoints, perhaps it's best to let this be.

I could not agree more.

Eligibility to be listed on the State's ballot is a State issue, to be handled at the State level. Anyway that is what the Supreme Court has said.

As to this upcoming election. I want this Fool, Bobo, the Post Turtle on the ballot. I want him defeated by the People. Failing that, the 113th Congress, hopefully, solidly in Republican control will have "standing" to challenge Obama's eligibility to be President in the Federal Courts. That is also by Supreme Court ruling.

I will be working for the defeat of this Fool Bobo, the Post Turtle, come 6 NOV 2012. But if that failles I will make the prediction how that he will NOT complete a second term. I opine he will be the first President removed from office. The vote in the Senate will be 71 to 29.

Then the long over due race war will begin.

How stupid and sad we have become.
 

fskimospy

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Why doesn't the President just make available the actual raised seal long form birth certificate and be done with this nonsense?

Aren't you supposed to be finding evidence for why your thread isn't complete bullshit? Come on, she apparently came right out and admitted it, why is a quote so hard to find?

I love it, btw.

1.) Why doesn't Obama release his birth certificate and be done with this nonsense?
- Obama releases his birth certificate.

2.) Why doesn't Obama release his long form birth certificate and be done with this nonsense?
- Obama releases his long form birth certificate.

3.) Why doesn't Obama release his raised seal long form birth certificate and be done with this nonsense?

The crazies can never be appeased. They are, quite literally, mentally ill. If you actually believe their stupidity that's fine with me because I enjoy laughing at you.
 
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I could not agree more.

Eligibility to be listed on the State's ballot is a State issue, to be handled at the State level. Anyway that is what the Supreme Court has said.

As to this upcoming election. I want this Fool, Bobo, the Post Turtle on the ballot. I want him defeated by the People. Failing that, the 113th Congress, hopefully, solidly in Republican control will have "standing" to challenge Obama's eligibility to be President in the Federal Courts. That is also by Supreme Court ruling.

I will be working for the defeat of this Fool Bobo, the Post Turtle, come 6 NOV 2012. But if that failles I will make the prediction how that he will NOT complete a second term. I opine he will be the first President removed from office. The vote in the Senate will be 71 to 29.

Then the long over due race war will begin.

How stupid and sad I have become.

FTFY

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CLite

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I could not agree more.

Eligibility to be listed on the State's ballot is a State issue, to be handled at the State level. Anyway that is what the Supreme Court has said.

As to this upcoming election. I want this Fool, Bobo, the Post Turtle on the ballot. I want him defeated by the People. Failing that, the 113th Congress, hopefully, solidly in Republican control will have "standing" to challenge Obama's eligibility to be President in the Federal Courts. That is also by Supreme Court ruling.

I will be working for the defeat of this Fool Bobo, the Post Turtle, come 6 NOV 2012. But if that failles I will make the prediction how that he will NOT complete a second term. I opine he will be the first President removed from office. The vote in the Senate will be 71 to 29.

Then the long over due race war will begin.

How stupid and sad we have become.

I can't argue with at least one part of your post.
 

fskimospy

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I think this thread provides a great example of why so many right-wingers are so badly misinformed. They see tripe like this parroted on nutter blogs (or Fox "News", same difference) and swallow it without a second thought. It tells them what they want to hear, so it must be true. Then they excitedly babble it to each other, reinforcing their belief in the lie because "everyone" knows it.

Hill did NOT admit the birth certificate .pdf was a forgery. That's simply a lie. What she did say is she had no personal knowledge of Obama ever presenting a birth certificate to the New Jersey Secretary of State. She also said she had not presented one at that hearing, and did not intend to do so, because it was irrelevant to the matter at hand, i.e., did Obama meet the requirements to be on the ballot. Apparently New Jersey law does not require prospective candidates to prove they are eligible for office. It only requires they collect enough valid signatures.

What's also interesting is that despite this "news" source obviously printing complete bullshit, it will have exactly zero effect on them taking the next bullshit story every bit as seriously. They never learn.
 

senseamp

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This has been explained to Republican ignoramuses.

Obama born -> Hawaii birth certificate written -> birth certificate phographed for microfilm and stored in Hawaii state archives -> many years pass -> state scans its microfilms into electronic form -> more years pass -> Obama requests a certified copy of his birth certificate -> state prints out electronic version of Obama's birth certificate on official Hawaii stationary -> Obama campaign scans the printout into pdf and puts it online->State confirms repeatedly that is the official copy of his birth certificate.

If you are arguing that there is no raised seal -> you are an idiot
If you are arguing that the paper is new -> you are an idiot
If you are arguing that it's not the original birth certificate -> you are an idiot
If you are arguing about pdf layers -> you are an idiot
If you are arguing about ink gradients -> you are an idiot

Certified official state copy of birth certificate is not same as a forgery of the birth certificate. If you don't get that -> you are an idiot.
 

a777pilot

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Changing the subject?

No, not at all.

What the White House released was a copy of the long form BC. Why not just produce an actual raised seal copy for the perusal of the media and be done with it?

I have no doubt there is one. So just make it available.

I agree that all of this is a canard to the real issues that face this nation.
 

Moonbeam

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Republicans would despise themselves if they didn't have defective brains that prevent them from self awareness. All the Republicans I knew growing up, and I was surrounded by them, would have spit on anybody who questioned the Americanness of a patriot who killed Osama bin Laden.

Now this tendency to want to spit on folk isn't unique to any one party, and I don't like it in any of them, so my aim here is just to show how inconsistent defective brains can be.
 

a777pilot

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p.s., I understand that this Fool, Bobo, the Post Turtle, has but two main issues to run on this fall: Re-distribution of wealth and Racism. Any subject that keeps the public from reviewing his record is to the benefit of this Criminal-in-Chief.
 

fskimospy

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No, not at all.

What the White House released was a copy of the long form BC. Why not just produce an actual raised seal copy for the perusal of the media and be done with it?

I have no doubt there is one. So just make it available.

I agree that all of this is a canard to the real issues that face this nation.

You agree that it's a canard so much that you created a thread about it from a ridiculous fake news site.
 

a777pilot

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Republicans would despise themselves if they didn't have defective brains that prevent them from self awareness. All the Republicans I knew growing up, and I was surrounded by them, would have spit on anybody who questioned the Americanness of a patriot who killed Osama bin Laden.

Now this tendency to want to spit on folk isn't unique to any one party, and I don't like it in any of them, so my aim here is just to show how inconsistent defective brains can be.

...a patriot who killed Osama bin Laden..

I agree, but Mr. Panetta and the actual SEAL that pulled the trigger are not running for President.