- Oct 9, 1999
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Teen who started massive Oregon wildfire with fireworks must pay $36 million, judge rules.
I applaud holding the dipshit fully responsible for his actions. Maybe he can do what other high-profile assholes do, and write a book, with the proceeds going to the victims.
One thing I fear? Copycat assholes. Seriously. It's a chilling thought.
Anyway, I especially like these parts of his sentence, which I consider the "real meat" of the matter:
And, as always, the devil is in the details, to wit:
Now, if we could only haul up our Asshole-in-Chief before a court and sentence him for attempting to burn down our democracy, with malice and ignorance aforethought.
I applaud holding the dipshit fully responsible for his actions. Maybe he can do what other high-profile assholes do, and write a book, with the proceeds going to the victims.
One thing I fear? Copycat assholes. Seriously. It's a chilling thought.
Anyway, I especially like these parts of his sentence, which I consider the "real meat" of the matter:
He [the teen] was sentenced to five years of probation and 1,920 hours of community service with the U.S. Forest Service, according to the Oregonian. He was also ordered to write apology letters to 152 people who because of the flames were trapped on the Eagle Creek trail, as well as to the city of Cascade Locks, the Forest Service, Oregon State Parks, the Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs, and the state’s transportation department, among other groups.
And, as always, the devil is in the details, to wit:
Olson [the judge] noted in his opinion that the teen has some options for paying off the millions. The court could authorize a supervising authority to create a payment plan, he wrote. He also said it was possible for the teen to pay restitution for just 10 years if he successfully completed his probation, complied with payment plans and did not commit any other offenses.
Now, if we could only haul up our Asshole-in-Chief before a court and sentence him for attempting to burn down our democracy, with malice and ignorance aforethought.