He's an Average Asian

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mwmorph

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Originally posted by: mitaiwan82
Originally posted by: mwmorph
being asian sucks

<seriously wishes he was black or maybe white

are you kidding me? what can you not do now that makes you want to be another race?


besides the 15 penis jokes an hour, having it harder to get into college versus other minority groups, being short, not being nearly as athletic while working harder to get there, squinty eye jokes, people asking me how to say cuss words in chinese and the inability to grow an afro?
 
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Originally posted by: mwmorph
Originally posted by: mitaiwan82
Originally posted by: mwmorph
being asian sucks

<seriously wishes he was black or maybe white

are you kidding me? what can you not do now that makes you want to be another race?


besides the 15 penis jokes an hour, having it harder to get into college versus other minority groups, being short, not being nearly as athletic while working harder to get there, squinty eye jokes, people asking me how to say cuss words in chinese and the inability to grow an afro?

I hate that too
 

chuckywang

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That title is brilliant. It works on two levels. It's called "Average Asian." Get it, everybody? Get it? It works on two levels.
 

rh71

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Originally posted by: mwmorph
being asian sucks

<seriously wishes he was black or maybe white
heh I love being asian... what's to hate once you're out of high school and most of the ignorants go away ? I love breaking the stereotypes... the white boys respect me a lot on the ice rink. :D Just don't be avg.
 
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Originally posted by: mwmorph
being asian sucks

<seriously wishes he was black or maybe white

Wait, you'd rather be black than Asian or White. If you're looking to get out of the stereotypes and ethnic comments, black is not the way to go. White with no notion of where from. Because we still give the French and Irish hard times.
 

DaShen

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Dec 1, 2000
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Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: mwmorph
being asian sucks

<seriously wishes he was black or maybe white
heh I love being asian... what's to hate once you're out of high school and most of the ignorants go away ? I love breaking the stereotypes... the white boys respect me a lot on the ice rink. :D Just don't be avg.

:thumbsup:
 

Aquaman

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Dec 17, 1999
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Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: mwmorph
being asian sucks

<seriously wishes he was black or maybe white
heh I love being asian... what's to hate once you're out of high school and most of the ignorants go away ? I love breaking the stereotypes... the white boys respect me a lot on the ice rink. :D Just don't be avg.

Come up to Vancouver.......... you will be one of many asian hockey supa stars ;)

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

Baked

Lifer
Dec 28, 2004
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LMAO, that Korean guy's so funny. I wonder if all white people are that ignorant. Yes.
 

DaShen

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Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: mwmorph
being asian sucks

<seriously wishes he was black or maybe white
heh I love being asian... what's to hate once you're out of high school and most of the ignorants go away ? I love breaking the stereotypes... the white boys respect me a lot on the ice rink. :D Just don't be avg.

Come up to Vancouver.......... you will be one of many asian hockey supa stars ;)

Cheers,
Aquaman

One of my cousins tried out for the Vancouver Hockey Team. He was really good at basketball in High School, but got more into hockey later on. He is studying in Med School now.
 

SZLiao214

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Hahaha those were so good. Ive never met people who were that strongly into the stereo types but i have seen parts of it.
 

Svnla

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Originally posted by: CptObvious

i think i've been asked most of the questions on the sketches personally throughout my life (but mostly during my K-12 years), i.e.
where are you REALLY from? (still get this question)
do you eat dog?
make me an origami [blank]
do you know karate?
plus requests to help people with math homework (i was never a math guy), or fix their computers. hell, i still get asked to fix people's computers at work.

Answers:
1. Here
2. Do you fvck your mom/sister/molest young kids?
3. Make me some coffee
4. Refer to #2
5. $50 an hour, 1 hour minimum. Who is next???

Some of you guys need to grow some balls and stand up to bullies/as*holes. Remember the old saying "gotta fight fire with fire".

I feel sorry for the poster wished that he was white or black. So sad that you were not even proud of your own race/background.
 

bennylong

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I find a lot of asian people are embarrassed of their own race. I got into a fight with 6 black girls on the back of a San Francisco Muni Bus and the entire front of the bus were full of asian people, none of them stood up when the black girls started yelling "go back to China, you fvcking beloved patriot! fvcking dog eaters. beloved patriot cho chinaman!"

How sad is that? You know if some asian dude said that about some black folks, them black folks would have stood up and beat the living daylight of the asian.

Where's the asian power? You got black power. White power, but no yellow power