He's an Average Asian

[DaShen]

So freaking True in small towns

Party

 

[SLCentral]

Originally posted by: DaShen
So freaking True in small towns

Haha, I hate Mad TV, but that was actually pretty funny, especially if your town is 40% Asian .

 

[lokiju]

He's the "token Asian" on that show.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: SLCentral

Originally posted by: DaShen
So freaking True in small towns

Haha, I hate Mad TV, but that was actually pretty funny, especially if your town is 40% Asian .

Yeah, Houston has a huge asian population. But where I used to live is what pretty silly.

 

[Martin]

that was pretty good.

 

[tfinch2]

marked for later

 

[potato28]

:laugh:

 

[McGyver]

Originally posted by: potato28
:laugh:

:laugh:

 

[bennylong]

sad but true. True reflection of the daily crap asian men have to go through.

I miss the day when everyone thought we knew kung fu. I got out of a lot of fights when I was a kid because they all thought I was so kung fu master.

 

[dudeman007]

Yeah anyone from arcadia?

GG

 

[NatePo717]

lol

 

[Chunkee]

his parents stole the money for Crack and other illicit pursuits

all over the tabloids a few years back

OR..he enjoys saturns

 

[mwmorph]

being asian sucks

<seriously wishes he was black or maybe white

 

[Kevin1211]

*looks down* .... i hate being asian..

 

[aswedc]

Haven't watched the vid cause I'm at work but...

All of you that wish you weren't Asian are a disgrace :|

 

[mitaiwan82]

Originally posted by: mwmorph
being asian sucks

<seriously wishes he was black or maybe white

are you kidding me? what can you not do now that makes you want to be another race?

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: mitaiwan82

Originally posted by: mwmorph
being asian sucks

<seriously wishes he was black or maybe white

are you kidding me? what can you not do now that makes you want to be another race?

Exactly

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Kevin1211
*looks down* .... i hate being asian..

Confidence is key. Hope you can get some confidence.

 

[essasin]

Thanks! That just gave me the jump start for the day!

 

[CptObvious]

just watched the other Average Asian clips on YouTube. I think about 75% of the scenarios happened to me personally, in one form or another.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: CptObvious
just watched the other Average Asian clips on YouTube. I think about 75% of the scenarios happened to me personally, in one form or another.

Sad but true.

Hehehe

 

[iamme]

the Memoirs of a Geisha spoof he did is freakin' hilarious :laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBbjOW6AbPI

 

[CptObvious]

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: CptObvious
just watched the other Average Asian clips on YouTube. I think about 75% of the scenarios happened to me personally, in one form or another.

Sad but true.

Hehehe

i think i've been asked most of the questions on the sketches personally throughout my life (but mostly during my K-12 years), i.e.
where are you REALLY from? (still get this question)
do you eat dog?
make me an origami [blank]
do you know karate?
plus requests to help people with math homework (i was never a math guy), or fix their computers. hell, i still get asked to fix people's computers at work.

 

[aswedc]

Originally posted by: CptObvious
where are you REALLY from? (still get this question)

I always tell people "I was born in Pittsburgh but my parents are from Taiwan." Saves them from having to ask that question. Cause people will, every single time.

do you eat dog?, make me an origami

Never got asked either of those.

do you know karate?

This one maybe once or twice.

plus requests to help people with math homework (i was never a math guy), or fix their computers. hell, i still get asked to fix people's computers at work.

All the time...

 

[jonessoda]

It's funny because about half of the Asian-descended people I knew well in HS actually were excellent at martial arts (I knew a few first and second gup in Taekwondo, a couple who were second-dan in Karate, and a couple who were competitive on a state and national level in exhibitionary Wushu). None of them ate dog, or at least not that they ever talked about, though.

And, ironically enough, I was often asked by some of the Asians to help them with their math homework, although one of the Korean-American guys was way above my level (I graduated HS with a 5 in AP Calc AB, him with a 7 in some really high level IB math), so he fit the stereotype pretty well.

Around here we have about 20% Korean-descended population with a good percentage of Guangdong-Chinese-descended and Vietnamese-descended, so what you have is more white people acting Asian than Asian-Americans being treated like they just stepped off the boat.