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Here's what sucks

MichaelD

MichaelD

Lifer
SUCKS

Professional sports
Idiots that worship "professional athletes" and memorize all their stats
College sports
Idiots that worship these "professional athletes in training"
Women's Lib
Driver's licenses for illegal, non-tax-paying, non-SS-paying aliens
Any senator/mayor/councilperson that supports the above
Gay marriage
Gay bashing (I don't like'em, but you still shouldn't beat them up unless they touch you)
Women that don't cook, yet expect you to worship them
People that get hired to positions of power, yet have no real world experience in that field
Hanes boxer shorts (the fly is cut wrong and your wang falls out all the time...)
Pep Boys auto parts (long story...)
Minivans
Guys that drive minivans
Supervisors that forget where they came from
Ungrateful subordinates
Commercials without pretty girls, stupid pet tricks or explosives in them.
Having whiny neighbors
Non-grounded outlets
GFI receptacles that have a malfunctioning "test" button
Putting the cereal in the bowl, peeling and cutting up the banana for the cereal, then realizing you HAVE NO FRICKIN" MILK
Being on the fifth date (b/c you SWEAR it's "going somewhere" and having her shoot your ass down AGAIN
Punching a hole in the wall and then immediately going "Ah, shiit."


DOESN'T SUCK
The Second Ammendment
Guns
Womens' Right to Choose
Politicians that support the above
Fences (they make good neighbors)
Grumpy old people that yell at kids on their lawn (they keep the 'hood nice and neat)
Gay people that know better, so they stay in the closet (bump your buddy in the bum, I don't care, but don't be parading down my damn street, ya hippie freak.)
Live music of any kind
Musicians
People that support the performing arts
Museums
Cheese
Being on a first (or second, whatever) date and having her jump your bones
Computers, b/c they are better than people sometimes
Patching that hole in the wall and saying "Damn...can't tell!" 😀
Optical mice
Ham and eggs for breakfast
Anyone that agrees with me




Feel free to add your own thoughts to this list. And no; I don't suck, b/c I am too cool. 😎
 
Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
oooh boy.... *pulls up lawnchair*
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Yup. Some damn Berkeley Hippie Freako will expound all over the place about my "Intolerance and social near-sightedness and cruelty, etc."

I will then call The Whaaaaambulance for them.
 
You don't think you're contradicting yourself with the statements about gays?

For the rest of the points, and other than a few, I agree.

EDIT: Unless you're expressing "bashing" in the literal sense, then nothing contradicts itself.
 
I do not contradict myself AFAIK...b/c I make sense to me. I admit that I'm one of those NIMBY people. It's OK if you're gay, just don't do it in my back yard. That's my opinion. YMMV. 2.2% financing only applies during the first day of the first new moon of the year, only if said day falls on a leap year day, in May, if it's raining....frogs...during the day...during a complete lunar eclipse. Etc.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
oooh boy.... *pulls up lawnchair*
Click to expand...

Yup. Some damn Berkeley Hippie Freako will expound all over the place about my "Intolerance and social near-sightedness and cruelty, etc."

I will then call The Whaaaaambulance for them.
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You are the one whining, the Whaaaaambulance should be called on you.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
I do not contradict myself AFAIK...b/c I make sense to me. I admit that I'm one of those NIMBY people. It's OK if you're gay, just don't do it in my back yard. That's my opinion. YMMV. 2.2% financing only applies during the first day of the first new moon of the year, only if said day falls on a leap year day, in May, if it's raining....frogs...during the day...during a complete lunar eclipse. Etc.
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Well, at first I thought you were talking about bashing as most people do on the internet...in the verbal sense. Since you yourself bash gays verbally, then it did contradict, but after re-reading I realize you might have been talking about bashing in the literal sense and at that point, nothing contradicts.
 
Originally posted by: hdeck
you don't like sports? what a girly man.
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Sports = good

I enjoy watching "The Game" and hooting and hollering as much as the next testosterone-overdosed guy.

Insane devotion and obsessiveness and memorizing stats and worshiping the guys that do the sports/=good. I have a buddy whose marriage fell apart a long time ago b/c his fantasty baseball/football/volleyball/soccer/darts/badminton is more important than his family. Great guy, but he's an idiot.
 
Bad:
-Assholes
-Conditions\ Events\ Emotions caused by said assholes.

Not Bad:
-Anything not pertaining the abovementioned assholes.
 
Sucks:

- SUV's
- getting stuck driving in back of an SUV
- high-intensity headlights
- getting stuck driving in front of an SUV with high-intensity headlights
- the 10% of gay people who give the rest of them a bad name
- the 10% of christians who give the rest of them a bad name too
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
Sucks:

- SUV's
- getting stuck driving in back of an SUV
- high-intensity headlights
- getting stuck driving in front of an SUV with high-intensity headlights
- the 10% of gay people who give the rest of them a bad name
- the 10% of christians who give the rest of them a bad name too
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Thank you for reminding me.

People who drive with their fog lights on when there's no frigging fog SUCK!

 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
oooh boy.... *pulls up lawnchair*
Click to expand...

Yup. Some damn Berkeley Hippie Freako will expound all over the place about my "Intolerance and social near-sightedness and cruelty, etc."

I will then call The Whaaaaambulance for them.
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"Intolerance and social near-sightedness and cruelty, etc." should be beat down wherever they show their ugly heads.

That being said.

The first amendment does not suck.
 
SUCKS:
Minorities

DONT SUCK:
White People

I hope some Berkeley Hippie Freako wont expound all over the place about my "Intolerance and social near-sightedness and cruelty, etc."
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
Sucks:

- SUV's
- getting stuck driving in back of an SUV
- high-intensity headlights
- getting stuck driving in front of an SUV with high-intensity headlights
- the 10% of gay people who give the rest of them a bad name
- the 10% of christians who give the rest of them a bad name too
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truth ^

 
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: loki8481
Sucks:

- SUV's
- getting stuck driving in back of an SUV
- high-intensity headlights
- getting stuck driving in front of an SUV with high-intensity headlights
- the 10% of gay people who give the rest of them a bad name
- the 10% of christians who give the rest of them a bad name too
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truth ^
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In defence of the SUV 🙂

Allows us 2 comfortably take 4-5 adults and all their dive gear (at least a tank each 🙂 as well) 2 teh coast (with trailer if need b), then drive a couple of kms on teh beach and go fishing afterwards-couldn't do that in nething else couldja 😛 (+it's a slight (!) bonus having 4wd on the way there/back if it starts raining heavily (do u know how slippery clay based gravel roads get...))

What does suck is then using ur SUV 2do the school and shopping run-but if u don't have the cash for a second car (got a lil nissan micra ricer 4 that 🙂 ) then what r u supposed 2 do if u want 2 enjoy the above activities...
 
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