Ok, I missed the original posting so I'm glad someone resurrected this. I almost fell out of my chair laughing -- that is one of the funniest things I have seen in awhile. My dog loves peanut butter as well, and she'll do the mad licking thing if she gets it on top of her mouth.
Ever try "old fashioned" peanut butter? The kind that you could use as mortar for a brick wall? 😀