Here's some funny sh*t...

[MooseKnuckle]

Checkout this site: http://www.dumblaws.com

I've learned NY has some interesting laws,ie. a person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. Also, the dumbnetwork has some laughs as well.

 

[Imaginer]

For Arizona

Maricopa County

No more than six girls may live in any house

Hmmmm....

 

[Imaginer]

This is silly!

Texas State Laws...

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

 

[ltk007]

wow these laws make so much sense

Ocean City
People may not slurp their soup.
Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.
Raw hamburger may not be sold.

Trenton
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays

They sure don't like pickles in Trenton. I would have been arressted today cause I had a pickle!

 

[ltk007]

I like the booger one

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
Arkansas- A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

LOL Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.


ROFLMAO- San Fransico- Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

 

[ltk007]

ok, one last post just to make people aware of this startling uninforced law

In NYC-

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing."

They can finally lock up all those whores!

But for some reason in NYC-

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

 

[Ulfwald]

Check out the the page for Georgia, then scroll down to Kennesaw. that is where I used to live. Notice that all citizens are required to own a firearm.

I remember when this was passed back in the 80s. It was in response to high crime rates, and also because there was a serial rapist running around in the area. Well shortly after that law was passed, he was shot and killed while breaking into a college students apartment. She heard a noise in the living room, and got here 9 mm. she saw him try to enter the bedroom, then opened fire. 5 shots, 1 to the head, the other 4 over various parts of the body. Well, after that, crime took a sharp nosedive. Now about all the police do is write sppeding tickets, and solve the "barking dog" issues.

 

[Imaginer]

That would bring up an interesting point ulfwald.

 

[Ulfwald]

What point is that

 

[goog40]

"Arkansas- A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month."

OMG, I'd like to see a guy go to court with that argument.

California baby:
-Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses
-It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Baldwin Park-
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

Belvedere-
City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

Blythe-
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

Burlingame-
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

Carmel-
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)
Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.

Chico-
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Hollywood-
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

Los Angeles-
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
Toads may not be licked.(*reason: The toad that is referenced in this law secretes a poison that some people were licking to produce an effect like heroin to become "high"."
Zoot suits are prohibited.

Pacific Grove-
Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.

Prunedale-
Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.

Redlands-
Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.

Riverside-
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.

San Francisco-
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

 

[Pretender]

These are funny...but once you realize they're fake it ruins the fun

 

[CyberSax]

The laws on that site aren't serious, contrary to what they might want you to think. State legislatures commonly used to pass silly, joke laws for fun, often at the urging of the public. For example, in AZ it was illegal to support any college team other than ASU, which was passed to support the ASU football team. Obviously, few of these laws are ever enforced.

But I agree that they shouldn't pass unserious laws, even as a silly joke. Some @sshole police officer could come along and use it as an excuse to give someone trouble if they "threw a pickle down the street".

 

[PCAddict]

Good stuff. I am still laughing.

 

[Androck99]

Being from Oregon, this one is great...
"You may not pump your own gas in service stations."
heh heh heh

 

[The Dancing Peacock]

That Arizona law about 6 girls living in a house is actually enforced. The sororities at U of A and ASU cannot have houses. I dunno how they do it at U of A but at ASU each sorority gets a floor of some special dorms. It's the same deal at Riverside in Cal.

Sharkeeper, I've seen similar signs on the 15 out to Arizona. maybe it was the 40, I don't remember We took a picture of my buddy thumbing a ride in front of the sign, it was amusing. Sadly, I dunno where the picture is, otherwise I'd post it.

late.

TDP