Here's one advantage to driving a junk

[Riprorin]

It really bugs me when people are too lazy to park within the lines, especially when the parking lot is full.

I really enjoy parking my junker so close to the offender's vehicle that he can't open his driver side door.

Want to bang my car trying to open your door? Have fun!

edit for clarification: I'm talking about parking my car WITHIN THE LINES and not encroaching on someone else's space to box them in.

 

[TommyVercetti]

This shall be an interesting thread.

 

[minendo]

I love keying the cars and/or slashing the tires of the asshats that park crooked so no one parks next to them.

 

[loup garou]

ATKINS!

 

[Aharami]

what if this other person breaks ur windows?

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

That'll sure show those carb-eating, cell-phone talking, over-the-line-parking SUV drivers.

 

[Riprorin]

Originally posted by: donlondon
I'd let the air out of your tires and piss in your gas tank fyi if you did that to me

Oh, you think it's right to take up two spaces with your car because you are too lazy to park properly?

I would enjoy having you arrested if you tried that.

By the way, I'm talking about parking my car within the lines. I would only be close to the offending car because it was parked improperly.

 

[NutBucket]

One day I'm bound to see people climing into their SUVs through the rear hatch because they can't open the door

 

[amcdonald]

I hate it when people park over the lines.
If I were you I'd be prepared to get in a fight... you never know if someone is going to be waiting to beat your ass and make you move your car.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: minendo
I love keying the cars and/or slashing the tires of the asshats that park crooked so no one parks next to them.

you are a major A hole if you actually do that...

 

[Riprorin]

Yeah, SUV drivers are the worse. They think they own the road, why not the parking lot too.

 

[Asharus]

I don't park close to people anyway so go right ahead.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: minendo
I love keying the cars and/or slashing the tires of the asshats that park crooked so no one parks next to them.

you are a major A hole if you actually do that...

No more of an asshole than the guy that takes up multiple parking spots.

 

[brunswickite]

you drive one of these too!

edit: also your an ahole if you actually do that chit

 

[theNEOone]

that's awesome. i'm gonna buy an old beater and do the same thing. maybe i'll even do tours around my block and have 'accidents' w/ as-holes that don't wait at stop signs and intentionally try to cut people off.


=|

 

[Riprorin]

Originally posted by: amcdonald
I hate it when people park over the lines.
If I were you I'd be prepared to get in a fight... you never know if someone is going to be waiting to beat your ass and make you move your car.

Why because I parked within the lines of a parking space and they didn't?

 

[Asharus]

Originally posted by: Riprorin

Originally posted by: amcdonald
I hate it when people park over the lines.
If I were you I'd be prepared to get in a fight... you never know if someone is going to be waiting to beat your ass and make you move your car.

Why because I parked within the lines of a parking space and they didn't?

Did you ever think that they parked that way because of another asshat that parked over the lines next to him? Sounds like you're just being envious of the other drivers because you have a junker.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Asharus

Originally posted by: Riprorin

Originally posted by: amcdonald
I hate it when people park over the lines.
If I were you I'd be prepared to get in a fight... you never know if someone is going to be waiting to beat your ass and make you move your car.

Why because I parked within the lines of a parking space and they didn't?

Did you ever think that they parked that way because of another asshat that parked over the lines next to him? Sounds like you're just being envious of the other drivers because you have a junker.

pwned.

 

[Savij]

I did that to a guy at my apartment a while back. Every day for about a week he parked over the line by at least a foot. To make things worse, he had the end spot so it's not like he was forced over by someone else double parking. Finally I parked close enough to his car that there was no way to open the door enough to get in. There was 2 or 3 inches between the mirrors. He has been much better at parking ever since.

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: Asharus

Originally posted by: Riprorin

Originally posted by: amcdonald
I hate it when people park over the lines.
If I were you I'd be prepared to get in a fight... you never know if someone is going to be waiting to beat your ass and make you move your car.

Why because I parked within the lines of a parking space and they didn't?

Did you ever think that they parked that way because of another asshat that parked over the lines next to him? Sounds like you're just being envious of the other drivers because you have a junker.

it certainly wouldn't be the first time to consider him jealous

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: theNEOone
that's awesome. i'm gonna buy an old beater and do the same thing. maybe i'll even do tours around my block and have 'accidents' w/ as-holes that don't wait at stop signs and intentionally try to cut people off.


=|

hah, thats funny as h3ll

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: minendo
I love keying the cars and/or slashing the tires of the asshats that park crooked so no one parks next to them.

you are a major A hole if you actually do that...

No more of an asshole than the guy that takes up multiple parking spots.

hmm ok... so by your logic if u insult me it is ok for me to kill you??

its two different things.. why do u have to create a bigger problem and key another person's car?

the other person might be in a hurry, so he didnt pay attention on how he parked.. or also the other car next to him also parked crooked, so he didnt really pay attention to the lines..

 

[Riprorin]

Originally posted by: Asharus

Originally posted by: Riprorin

Originally posted by: amcdonald
I hate it when people park over the lines.
If I were you I'd be prepared to get in a fight... you never know if someone is going to be waiting to beat your ass and make you move your car.

Why because I parked within the lines of a parking space and they didn't?

Did you ever think that they parked that way because of another asshat that parked over the lines next to him? Sounds like you're just being envious of the other drivers because you have a junker.

Jealous of what? I'll bet my net worth is more that most people who own expensive cars. I just chose not to waste my money on apile of metal and plastic that will rust out in 10 years.

Again, I'm talking about parking my car WITHIN THE LINES. I'm not encroaching on someone else's space to box them in.

What exactly am I doing wrong in your estimation?

 

[amcdonald]

Originally posted by: Riprorin

Originally posted by: amcdonald
I hate it when people park over the lines.
If I were you I'd be prepared to get in a fight... you never know if someone is going to be waiting to beat your ass and make you move your car.

Why because I parked within the lines of a parking space and they didn't?

Whats confusing about my post?
I know a ton of people who would be SERIOUSLY pissed if you parked so that they couldn't get in their car, even if its initially their fault.

Just think about the consequences of your actions a little bit... it may be funny to piss off people who suck, but if you piss off the wrong guy you could pay for it bigtime.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Riprorin

Originally posted by: Asharus

Originally posted by: Riprorin

Originally posted by: amcdonald
I hate it when people park over the lines.
If I were you I'd be prepared to get in a fight... you never know if someone is going to be waiting to beat your ass and make you move your car.

Why because I parked within the lines of a parking space and they didn't?

Did you ever think that they parked that way because of another asshat that parked over the lines next to him? Sounds like you're just being envious of the other drivers because you have a junker.

Jealous of what? I'll bet my net worth is more that most people who own expensive cars. I just chose not to waste my money on apile of metal and plastic that will rust out in 10 years.

Again, I'm talking about parking my car WITHIN THE LINES. I'm not encroaching on someone else's space to box them in.

What exactly am I doing wrong in your estimation?

Way to read.