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Here's a corny computer Joke for all you Christians

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Doomer

Diamond Member
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and
frankly, God was tired of hearing all the
bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have
had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours,
and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards
and typed away.
They mouse.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports.

They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up,
lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain
poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed
every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity
came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically,
screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE!
"I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out
all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed
this and became irate.
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated!
How come he has all his work and I don't have
any?"

God just shrugged and said,
"JESUS SAVES"
 
If a joke is going to be corny, it should be short and sweet, or 25 pages long. There is no acceptable in-between. And "they mouse"? What the fuck does that mean? That's not even a verb.

:thumbsdown:
 
The Flying Spaghetti Monster giggled to himself.
"Hah, Jesus always thought I was talking about one of the Seven Deadly Sins, so he'd always tune me out. I've been using nothing but NVRAM the whole time!"

:sneaky:
 
"lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain
poured, and, of course, the power went off."

Jesus doesn't just save, he also cheats!
 
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that whom ever believes in him will not perish but have one save.

John 00110011:00110001 00110110
 
Saw 1999 join date from a name I didn't recognize, a lack of avatar, and long narrowly-formatted joke and assumed the thread was a necro.

4/10 joke.

SandEagle said:
I was half expecting Satan to lose his cool, go on a wild tirade and threaten Job, and eventually end with an Apple that would cause mankind sins for generations to come.
Click to expand...

8/10.
 
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