Heres a classic.. (Credit goes to Microsoft)

[Halz]

http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q247/8/04.ASP?LNG=ENG&SA=ALLKB

Edit: Linked, doh

 

[bolomite]

How considerate of M$.

 

[joohang]

LOL

 

[veryape]

How nice of them.

 

[fr]

Is there also an order button for someone to come to my home and do it for me?

 

[yakko]

And your point is what?