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Here are some ways to make Christmas shopping more fun.

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Lifer
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares......and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last but not least
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"

 
Do not do #1 at Walmart.

Story:

I was at Wal-Mart one day with some friends a few years back. And we were walking around by the shoes. When all of a sudden the WalMart security comes up and asks up to step in the back with them.
We do. Well out of no where they start accusing us of throwing a box of condoms in some old woman's basket. The old woman told the walMart security that is was a bunch of teenage guys that did it.
So they were going to get the old lady to ID us.
In the meantime, the security woman was telling us to shut the fvck up, and that we were little worthless dipsh!ts, and how we could no longer come into the store.
One of my friends had to go, and she told him he was not going anywhere so stay the fvck where he is.

Anyways, the old lady gets there and says "No, these aren't the young men who did it."

No apology. No nothing. They pretty much told us to hurry up and finish our shopping and leave.
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Do not do #1 at Walmart.

Story:

I was at Wal-Mart one day with some friends a few years back. And we were walking around by the shoes. When all of a sudden the WalMart security comes up and asks up to step in the back with them.
We do. Well out of no where they start accusing us of throwing a box of condoms in some old woman's basket. The old woman told the walMart security that is was a bunch of teenage guys that did it.
So they were going to get the old lady to ID us.
In the meantime, the security woman was telling us to shut the fvck up, and that we were little worthless dipsh!ts, and how we could no longer come into the store.
One of my friends had to go, and she told him he was not going anywhere so stay the fvck where he is.

Anyways, the old lady gets there and says "No, these aren't the young men who did it."

No apology. No nothing. They pretty much told us to hurry up and finish our shopping and leave.
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Kinda OT, but thats why i HATE wal mart. it seems like every employee hates life and makes sure all the shoppers know it.
 
Originally posted by: Lola
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Do not do #1 at Walmart.

Story:

I was at Wal-Mart one day with some friends a few years back. And we were walking around by the shoes. When all of a sudden the WalMart security comes up and asks up to step in the back with them.
We do. Well out of no where they start accusing us of throwing a box of condoms in some old woman's basket. The old woman told the walMart security that is was a bunch of teenage guys that did it.
So they were going to get the old lady to ID us.
In the meantime, the security woman was telling us to shut the fvck up, and that we were little worthless dipsh!ts, and how we could no longer come into the store.
One of my friends had to go, and she told him he was not going anywhere so stay the fvck where he is.

Anyways, the old lady gets there and says "No, these aren't the young men who did it."

No apology. No nothing. They pretty much told us to hurry up and finish our shopping and leave.
Click to expand...

Kinda OT, but thats why i HATE wal mart. it seems like every employee hates life and makes sure all the shoppers know it.
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1- What the heck can they do if you did do it- no crime was committed.

2- Yeah, how can they ban you from the store. Like they could pick you out from the 10000 visitors they get a day

:roll:
 
my bro used to work at walmat and he said it's fine for a summer job to work there, but kinda sucks when u get high up...
 
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