David Brent
Banned
Help - I Burned My Girlfriendss Cooter
ok this is what happening,
my parents are out with family friends, and they'll be
back any minute
so i need your help
Heres some background:
see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22
the girls are 15)
and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison,
and we were
going out for a while. We have alot in common,
sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on
her english essay
and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is
a prick ...
anywayz
So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want
to lose my
virginity, so i ask her to have sex
*no i cant, its not right* she said, but i told her
*dont worry i know
what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus
ill give you 2 n64
games if you say yes*
So I gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffy Jr
Baseball, and then
she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.
Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right Cuz i
heard you guys on
the vesti saying you need to lube up her cooter
otherwise it wont fit in
properly.
Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my
virginity - so i
grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it
wont melt, so i
mircowaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a
glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i
burned it.
I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be
back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz
help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me.
Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another
n64 game?
ok this is what happening,
my parents are out with family friends, and they'll be
back any minute
so i need your help
Heres some background:
see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22
the girls are 15)
and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison,
and we were
going out for a while. We have alot in common,
sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on
her english essay
and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is
a prick ...
anywayz
So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want
to lose my
virginity, so i ask her to have sex
*no i cant, its not right* she said, but i told her
*dont worry i know
what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus
ill give you 2 n64
games if you say yes*
So I gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffy Jr
Baseball, and then
she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.
Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right Cuz i
heard you guys on
the vesti saying you need to lube up her cooter
otherwise it wont fit in
properly.
Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my
virginity - so i
grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it
wont melt, so i
mircowaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a
glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i
burned it.
I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be
back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz
help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me.
Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another
n64 game?
