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Originally posted by: Synth3t1c
Originally posted by: RBachman
Hrm? I was just making a post as legible as the OP.

how was my post not legible?

edit: not using capitals does not equal:
aksdjouiu280usf laololl pen0s

I think the reason you're having troubles is b/c you have pen0s on the mind. I don't know if ATOT is the right place to get help for a sexually frustrated person.
 

Synth3t1c

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Originally posted by: Mike
Originally posted by: Synth3t1c
Originally posted by: RBachman
Hrm? I was just making a post as legible as the OP.

how was my post not legible?

edit: not using capitals does not equal:
aksdjouiu280usf laololl pen0s

I think the reason you're having troubles is b/c you have pen0s on the mind. I don't know if ATOT is the right place to get help for a sexually frustrated person.

im sorry, im used to being on another forum

:p
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: Synth3t1c
theres this girl: K and this girl: A. we were at A's house and K was there. A and a friend went in a room and hung out, and K and i went into another room - really, just kinda chillin. well now i learn that K wants to go out with me like start dating etc. problem - im jewish and shes catholic, and i try not to date out of my religion. what do i do?

Just follow this simple formula:

Date = lim(K->0) { 32*A*[log(sqrt(K+5) * i)/[e^(A/K)*ln(K*Jewish/(A*Catholic))]/(556*A*K)}

You lose a few points for not coming up with a 1-letter abbreviation for yourself and "a friend", though. The formula works much better when all factors are accounted for.
 

reverend boltron

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If you're Jewish, you should know, the Old Testament says over and over not to date someone from another religion. Look at Solomon, he was the wisest man, and even the wisest man became snared to the gods of his wives who were pagan. Not that Catholics are pagan, BUT, the OT is very clear about not dating someone from another religion.

That being said, Catholicism is Abrahamic being that they worship the same God as you do, except they pray to saints. And in the OT, Saul goes to a medium and has her contact Samuel's spirit, and Samuel seems pretty TOed when he's summoned. So really, if you don't agree that Jesus was the Messiah (not recommended), and you have the fear of the Lord (beginning of wisdom), then I would stay away, because in your eyes you would be putting a woman over God. Which is a bad mistake. Don't be lead around by your emotions. It's good to have them, but bad to make your decisions off of them, they will lead you to sin.

Just my take
 
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Originally posted by: reverend boltron
If you're Jewish, you should know, the Old Testament says over and over not to date someone from another religion. Look at Solomon, he was the wisest man, and even the wisest man became snared to the gods of his wives who were pagan. Not that Catholics are pagan, BUT, the OT is very clear about not dating someone from another religion.

That being said, Catholicism is Abrahamic being that they worship the same God as you do, except they pray to saints. And in the OT, Saul goes to a medium and has her contact Samuel's spirit, and Samuel seems pretty TOed when he's summoned. So really, if you don't agree that Jesus was the Messiah (not recommended), and you have the fear of the Lord (beginning of wisdom), then I would stay away, because in your eyes you would be putting a woman over God. Which is a bad mistake. Don't be lead around by your emotions. It's good to have them, but bad to make your decisions off of them, they will lead you to sin.

Just my take

Damnation or poon....you decide.
 

rhino56

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if you are obeying your religion so well than you have no worries as you have no love life lol
 

Synth3t1c

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Originally posted by: rhino56
if you are obeying your religion so well than you have no worries as you have no love life lol

although it is looked down upon by todays society, no where does it say that jews cannot engage in pre-marital sex as far as i know
 

Solema

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Originally posted by: Synth3t1c
Originally posted by: MrColin
You should discuss which of you will convert if the relationship goes to an apocolyptic conclusion (marriage). Try posing a hypothetical or metaphor first and see how she reacts.
BTW if she stays Jewish and you Catholic, I think your kids will technically be Jewish. Also, there is no such thing as Darwinism, its evolution. Lastly, god is just pretend so lighten up.

1.) im jewish and shes christian. in judiasm its the mother (you are correct there) who gives the child the religion).
2.) thats a good idea, the discussion
3.) well whatever i believe in divine evolution
4.) thank you for the opinion on a topic that i didnt want your say in :)

Just a thought, but I would not be surprised if you pose that "hypothetical question" and she runs away from you as fast as any 17-year old girl would do. I'd bet anything she isn't even remotely thinking about marriage at 17.
 

DaiShan

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Originally posted by: Synth3t1c
undersandable. and i dont do this for god i do it so my child will have a sense of personal identity if he or she choses to keep a religion.

and yes its very important to me shes a great gal


Whoa, easy there. You are 18 and she is 17, you are far too young to be having children. I think the last thing we need on ATOT is YAK(id)T's poppin up. Anyways limiting your options now will leave you kicking yourself down the road when you realize that you missed out on some really crazy sh!t. OTOH it really sounds like you've already made up your mind so do what you like.
 

LookingGlass

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Originally posted by: hscorpio
Your 18, you shouldn't care what religion she is. If you like her then go out with her, have fun, learn a thing or two, and don't worry about things like this until you are older and looking for a wife.


Bingo, QFT.
 

DaiShan

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Originally posted by: Synth3t1c
Originally posted by: MrColin
You should discuss which of you will convert if the relationship goes to an apocolyptic conclusion (marriage). Try posing a hypothetical or metaphor first and see how she reacts.
BTW if she stays Jewish and you Catholic, I think your kids will technically be Jewish. Also, there is no such thing as Darwinism, its evolution. Lastly, god is just pretend so lighten up.

1.) im jewish and shes christian. in judiasm its the mother (you are correct there) who gives the child the religion).
2.) thats a good idea, the discussion
3.) well whatever i believe in divine evolution
4.) thank you for the opinion on a topic that i didnt want your say in :)


nm
 

CVSiN

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Originally posted by: Synth3t1c
theres this girl: K and this girl: A. we were at A's house and K was there. A and a friend went in a room and hung out, and K and i went into another room - really, just kinda chillin. well now i learn that K wants to go out with me like start dating etc. problem - im jewish and shes catholic, and i try not to date out of my religion. what do i do?

You're pathetic..
You would let some silly myth beliefs come between what could be your soulmate...

You are exaclty what is wrong with the world today...
people too hung up on stupid beliefs with thier blinders on being taught only thier false prophet is the one..

Sorry but in my eyes you loose at life..
I personally will date any creed any race and any religion if the chemistry is there its there who cares what ghost if any they worship..
just for the record... my stepfather was jewish and my mother was catholic.. and they have been together for 25 years..

 

imported_Pablo

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Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: Synth3t1c
theres this girl: K and this girl: A. we were at A's house and K was there. A and a friend went in a room and hung out, and K and i went into another room - really, just kinda chillin. well now i learn that K wants to go out with me like start dating etc. problem - im jewish and shes catholic, and i try not to date out of my religion. what do i do?

You're pathetic..
You would let some silly myth beliefs come between what could be your soulmate...

You are exaclty what is wrong with the world today...
people too hung up on stupid beliefs with thier blinders on being taught only thier false prophet is the one..

Sorry but in my eyes you loose at life..
I personally will date any creed any race and any religion if the chemistry is there its there who cares what ghost if any they worship..
just for the record... my stepfather was jewish and my mother was catholic.. and they have been together for 25 years..

IT'S "LOSE" NOT "LOOSE" YOU INTOLERANT IDIOT.
 

Synth3t1c

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Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: Synth3t1c
theres this girl: K and this girl: A. we were at A's house and K was there. A and a friend went in a room and hung out, and K and i went into another room - really, just kinda chillin. well now i learn that K wants to go out with me like start dating etc. problem - im jewish and shes catholic, and i try not to date out of my religion. what do i do?

You're pathetic..
You would let some silly myth beliefs come between what could be your soulmate...

You are exaclty what is wrong with the world today...
people too hung up on stupid beliefs with thier blinders on being taught only thier false prophet is the one..

Sorry but in my eyes you loose at life..
I personally will date any creed any race and any religion if the chemistry is there its there who cares what ghost if any they worship..
just for the record... my stepfather was jewish and my mother was catholic.. and they have been together for 25 years..

great job reading the thread title, retard. there's always one who cares to share something as off topic as this.

im sorry you do not agree with my beliefs, and i hope to god you dont live in the united states.
im sorry i dont live up to your expectations as a human being, how dare i hold fast to the beliefs of me and my forefathers!
and, since you apparently didnt care to read the thread, ill give u a chance to go back and re read why the singular religious identity is important for me. and no, its not because of our relationship.




crawl back in your cave, you neo nazi. i call you this not because you hate jews, but because for some reason you hate religion.
i hope you are persicuted for one of your beliefs and die for it :)


edit: thanks pablo :)
 

Amplifier

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Hi there! My name is Amplifier the Computer Builder let me help with with your relationship problems. First you take your penis and you stick it in her vagina, that's really the only step. Easy as overclocking a Venis core CPU on a DFI motherboard!

I have some porn torrents if you need a how-to video.
 

Synth3t1c

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Originally posted by: Amplifier
Hi there! My name is Amplifier the Computer Builder let me help with with your relationship problems. First you take your penis and you stick it in her vagina, that's really the only step. Easy as overclocking a Venis core CPU on a DFI motherboard!

I have some porn torrents if you need a how-to video.

ive been masterbating for hours now trying to prepare for tomorrow! :lol:
 

CKent

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Originally posted by: Pablo
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: Synth3t1c
theres this girl: K and this girl: A. we were at A's house and K was there. A and a friend went in a room and hung out, and K and i went into another room - really, just kinda chillin. well now i learn that K wants to go out with me like start dating etc. problem - im jewish and shes catholic, and i try not to date out of my religion. what do i do?

You're pathetic..
You would let some silly myth beliefs come between what could be your soulmate...

You are exaclty what is wrong with the world today...
people too hung up on stupid beliefs with thier blinders on being taught only thier false prophet is the one..

Sorry but in my eyes you loose at life..
I personally will date any creed any race and any religion if the chemistry is there its there who cares what ghost if any they worship..
just for the record... my stepfather was jewish and my mother was catholic.. and they have been together for 25 years..

IT'S "LOSE" NOT "LOOSE" YOU INTOLERANT IDIOT.

You're defending someone whose username liberally replaces letters with numbers on the premise of spelling & grammar? :confused:

Edited for ... spelling & grammar ;)
 

Synth3t1c

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Originally posted by: RBachman
Originally posted by: Pablo
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: Synth3t1c
theres this girl: K and this girl: A. we were at A's house and K was there. A and a friend went in a room and hung out, and K and i went into another room - really, just kinda chillin. well now i learn that K wants to go out with me like start dating etc. problem - im jewish and shes catholic, and i try not to date out of my religion. what do i do?

You're pathetic..
You would let some silly myth beliefs come between what could be your soulmate...

You are exaclty what is wrong with the world today...
people too hung up on stupid beliefs with thier blinders on being taught only thier false prophet is the one..

Sorry but in my eyes you loose at life..
I personally will date any creed any race and any religion if the chemistry is there its there who cares what ghost if any they worship..
just for the record... my stepfather was jewish and my mother was catholic.. and they have been together for 25 years..

IT'S "LOSE" NOT "LOOSE" YOU INTOLERANT IDIOT.

You're defending someone whose username liberally replaces letters with numbers on the premise of spelling & grammar? :confused:

Edited for ... spelling & grammar ;)

if its worth anything, my username wasnt made by me :) i just grew attached to it over the years hah
 

kogase

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I agree with CVSiN. As to "how dare i hold fast to the beliefs of me and my forefathers"... I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but your forefathers believed in a bunch of fvcked up sh|t other than what's in the Torah (eye for an eye, women inferior, bread thief gets arm sawn off, etc.). I wouldn't make them a role model.
 

amicold

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Originally posted by: Synth3t1c
theres this girl: K and this girl: A. we were at A's house and K was there. A and a friend went in a room and hung out, and K and i went into another room - really, just kinda chillin. well now i learn that K wants to go out with me like start dating etc. problem - im jewish and shes catholic, and i try not to date out of my religion. what do i do?

Off yourself for being fourteen, Jewish, a horrible speller/keyer, and for worrying over some middle school crush as if it will have significant impact on your life.

/advice
 

IMaN00BieGF

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I'm Jewish and my bf is Christian. I was worried at first because I know that his mother is pretty religious. Go figure when she found out she wasn't crazy about me anymore and wants to convert me now. But anyways.. If you only want to date someone in your religion do so.. but I haven't met many Jewish guys I've been crazy about.. so I've realized I'm better off not limiting my options. It's important that you except and respect eachothers faith more then anything. If either of you don't then your wasting your time. ;) I'm 20 by the way, so now you an opinion from someone close to your age going through the same thing.