Help. The wife insists on walking around the house naked.

[Looney]

<< it made her a little self conscience, and she stopped.

small price to pay, I don't want my kids thinking tha it's ok for them to walk around naked. >>



aw, i wouldn't do that. Just point to her how nasty it can be to do it ALL the time... once in awhile it's certainly ok, but it really isn't that hygenic to do it all the time. I find a little underwear or lingerie is sexier than walking around naked anyways... even if it's just wearing one of my shirts or just bra and panties.

 

[Carbo]

JohnnyKnoxville, oh, I am definitely Al Bundy. Two rotten kids, the round mother in law, annoying neighbors. I've got it all.

 

[Electric Amish]

<< ...or just bra and panties. >>


Spoken like a true man.

Women wear those all the time because they are soooo comfy!

amish

 

[somethingwitty]

<< Help. The wife insists on walking around the house naked. >>



I'm sorry, but I can't stop reading this as &quot;hehe, the wife...&quot; Perhaps that, and the text of your post, was a typo?

 

[Ameesh]

<< Tauren, fiancees are supposed to walk around naked. But, wives.......... >>



your fiance turned pig ugly after you got married?

 

[Optimus]

Elita can't walk around like &quot;that&quot; if she doesn't want me to &quot;react&quot; accordingly!

 

[Carbo]

<< In Seinfeld, Jerry tried to get the girl to stop walking around naked by walking around naked himself. Why don't you try that...just make sure you're always bending over to pick something up when she walks by....ugh...she might get the hint...if in fact you really want her to start wearing some clothes. How long ya been married? >>


She wants me to run around naked. And if I do, she's busy grabbing and groping things.
I'm tellin' ya, this is Peg Bundy with an accent!
BTW, it'll be eight years of running from her come July.

 

[Urinal Mint]

Carbo: You should've known damn well when you married her that she'd grow up to look JUST LIKE her own mother.

May I suggest gouging your eyes out?

 

[Emulex]

my gf does this too. Salright, just bend er over or spread her legs whenever you need some. Pretty convenient

 

[Carbo]

Urinal Mint, no need to gouge 'em out. I'm suffering from hysterical blindness after accidentally seeing a picture of her mother in a bathing tent.

 

[littleprince]

if only my gf walked around the house that way...

we wouldn't have time for dinner...

 

[Electric Amish]

God, I wish this was the worst problem I had.

amish

 

[obiwaynekenobi]

amish: We did have curtins, my daughters orginally have broken the bar that held them up by pulling on the, and playing in them. I thought that when the curtins came down that it would bother her that she'd be exposing herself to all of the 10 year little boys down the street but it didn't.

besides it's not a problem anymore. she doesn't do it. atleat not while I'm at home.

I'll tell you what, if she gets arrested for exposing herself to a child, she can sit her ass in jail and rott I'm not bailing her out.

 

[Urinal Mint]

My ex-gf did this a lot too, and needless to say it was the source of many impromptu &quot;bangings&quot;

 

[Yeeny]

<< I started to point out major flaws.
&quot;Oh are those stretch marks?
Is that a zit?&quot;
You know vercose viens are ugly.

it made her a little self conscience, and she stopped.

small price to pay, I don't want my kids thinking tha it's ok for them to walk around naked. >>



Wow, isn't that just a charming way to speak to your wife... Heaven forbid you try and talk to someone nicely. :disgust:

 

[TheBullGod]

<< I would just sit down at dinner naked, then let a big one rip. Then get up, walk in the kitchen, get a paper towel, and wipe your seat while saying 'oops'. If that doesn't show her how disgusting it is to walk around naked all day long, then you may have a problem. >>



LOL!!!

 

[Electric Amish]

I just don't see what's wrong with being naked. Especially in your own house.

amish

 

[ATLien247]

Does your wife read this forum, Carbo?

 

[Isla]

Heh, the Mister has a hard enough time keeping his hands off of me as it is... I don't walk around nekkid but it *is* fun to go around without panties and flash him when no one else is looking...

 

[BoberFett]

I walk around my house nekkid all the time. Nothing wrong with that. I'd have liked it if my ex wasn't such a damn prude all the time.

 

[troglodytis]

am i missing something? what's wrong with being naked? i'm naked right now. usually, the first thing i do when i walk in the door is drop my clothes. clothes suck! my body needs freedom!

 

[Beowulf]

I don't walk around naked or barely naked.As a kid when the saturday cartoons would come on my older bro would jump out of bed in undies and run to watch tv.I on the other hand fixed my bed and put on a shirt and some shorts and was off to watch tv.

 

[Carbo]

<< Does your wife read this forum, Carbo? >>


Nah, she's too busy denting a cushion and watching Oprah.

 

[Total Refected Power]

Heh. My wife gets a devilish look in her eye when she struts around. I know I am in trouble!! Sometimes it is even windows be damned (we are high up so she feels safe ).

 

[pulpp]

umm...