Help. The wife insists on walking around the house naked.

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Carbo

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Do I need this? I mean, hell, I was just getting into my dinner frame of mind. Now, my appetite is gone and I'm gonna have to do things tonight no man should have to do. Sigh........that's what I get for marrying Colombia's answer to Peg Bundy.


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i really don't know what to think about that.
 

Looney

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Is that so bad?

Personally, i don't like to walk around naked, or have somebody do that too often. Not only do you leave pubic hair around, but i wouldn't want to lay down on a couch after knowing somebody sat in that same spot naked.
 

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dude...if you are complaining about your wife walking around naked there is something that needs to be seriously done.

and columbian girls are the most beautiful girls IMO, next to philipinos.
 

isildur

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Wasn't this a Seinfeld episode?

My wife was on Seinfeld??



[/b]LOL[/b]

I think I peed myself
 

Carbo

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BigBooty, I'd lay a wager you're not a married man.
And I will agree with you about the Colombian women. Many are knockouts, although the mother in law is certainly an exception.:)
 

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In Seinfeld, Jerry tried to get the girl to stop walking around naked by walking around naked himself. Why don't you try that...just make sure you're always bending over to pick something up when she walks by....ugh...she might get the hint...if in fact you really want her to start wearing some clothes. How long ya been married?
 

Looney

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I would just sit down at dinner naked, then let a big one rip. Then get up, walk in the kitchen, get a paper towel, and wipe your seat while saying 'oops'. If that doesn't show her how disgusting it is to walk around naked all day long, then you may have a problem.
 

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<< I would just sit down at dinner naked, then let a big one rip. Then get up, walk in the kitchen, get a paper towel, and wipe your seat while saying 'oops'. >>




LOL...yuuuuck...disgusting, yet effective.
 

obiwaynekenobi

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Acully my wife used to do that. and I hated it becuase we have this HUGE Bay window in our front living room and our neighborhood is just full of kids ages from 5 to 18. and she has no problems walking out there in the nude.

I got her to stop doing it.

A little mean, and maybe even heartless but.

I started to point out major flaws.
&quot;Oh are those stretch marks?
Is that a zit?&quot;
You know vercose viens are ugly.

it made her a little self conscience, and she stopped.

small price to pay, I don't want my kids thinking tha it's ok for them to walk around naked.
 

Electric Amish

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Damn we have a bunch of prudish people hagin' around here.

I walk around my house naked the majority of the time, as does my wife. :)

amish

edit- Obiwayne- There is a revolutionary new product out called &quot;Curtains&quot;. Look into them. ;)
 

Tauren

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I LOVE it when my fiancee walks around the house in the buff!! I get to 'work' up an appetite!!!
 

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<< . Sigh........that's what I get for marrying Colombia's answer to Peg Bundy. >>



And I take it you're Al...??? LOL you crack me up.

 

Carbo

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Tauren, fiancees are supposed to walk around naked. But, wives..........
 
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