Help need tips for house party

[xcalibir]

i got like 2 quality peps there to be my officers lol
I prob wouldnt drink anyways. I dont wnat the house to burn down lol

 

[PHiuR]

goodluck with 2.

 

[anno]

Originally posted by: Rudee

Originally posted by: xcalibir
good idea

Find yourself a massive container (we use to purchase these huge plastic buckets from Costco with rope handles that were big enough to bath in). Then go out and buy a ton of fresh fruit. (we use to purchase, mellon, strawberries, pineapple). You then need to purchase a bunch of frozen punch (we use McCains frozen fruit punch). You then need alcohol (we preferred vodka and white rum). Now, cut up the fruit and put it in the plastic bucket. Now, add the cans of frozen punch. Add a bunch of water to thin it out. Now, add lots of bottles of rum and vodka. (the last Yukaflux I had had over a dozen 26oz bottles of white rum and vodka in it and about a dozen cans of frozen punch with water). Make this earlier in the day to allow the fruit to soak up alcohol. When the evening rolls around and the guests drop by, have a big ladel so that they can scoop out the beverage and get some fruit as well. (the fruit is the best part because it gets super-saturated with alcohol). Anyway, if you manage this correctly, it's a ton of fun and everybody gets absolutely hosed drinking the booze and eating the fruit. I highly recommend you do this. My Yukaflux were so legendary people still talk about it today, some 20 years later.

that's bound to be red..

red in your parent's house is bad.

I'm starting to feel like the fish in the cat in the hat here..

 

[xcalibir]

i hope the house doesnt smell like beer

 

[xcalibir]

I am getting excited and scared just thinking about the party Lol
I still have 2 finals next week!

 

[mugs]

This is a TERRIBLE IDEA.

 

[HombrePequeno]

Originally posted by: jagec
lemon party.

And thank god for that comment.

 

[BigJ]

Ok, I've thrown some pretty crazy parties while my parents are out of town, so here's some tips:

-As other people have said, nothing red. It stains and it is a pain in the ass to clean.
-Everyone who drives, you take their keys. It doesn't matter if they're sober or not, designated driver, whatever. Make this known to everyone before the party. If someone gets hurt as a result of drinking at your parents house, then your parents are fvcked.
-No parking on your block. This is so some unknowing neighbor doesn't accidentally go up to your parents afterwards and ask why so many cars were there.
-Talk to your neighbors ahead of time. As long as I talked to my neighbors ahead of time, they didn't care if I was throwing a party. You may think that they may just go ahead and tell your parents ahead of time. But guess what, if they're assholes, they're going to tell your parents either way. So you might as well be curteous.
-Establish early on who is invited, and who is not. Make no exceptions. If you are not strict and firm, people will walk all over you.
-Shoes are off once you get in the house. The floor gets a lot less dirty if everyones shoes are off.
-Save those beercans. You will get at least $40 back in deposit if it's a decent party.
-Hide everything thats valuable or breakable in a locked room. Then hide the key, but don't forget where you hid it.
-Don't let people piss on the grass. It will be dead when your parents get home. Have them piss in a mostly dirt area.

I'll post more after I drop the kids off at the pool.

 

[falias]

lol this lol is lol such lol a lol great lol idea lol invite lol hella lol peps lol