HELP! My life is so *OVER*!!!!

[daniel49]

If you call those problems sonny, life is gonna eat ya.

 

[BrownTown]

I knew a guy who actually DID get a new BMW for his 16th birthday. His dad collected BMWs, but funnily enough he liked the old ones better (and by old I mean antique and more expensive, not run down and less).

 

[JDub02]

you forgot the section on contemplating suicide.

5/10

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: AMCRambler
Shut up and drive your Contour Wilding

Sold it...

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: CarlKillerMiller
Wow, man. This has been one of the most thoroughly crappy and formulaic fake-rants I've ever read. Satire completely escapes you.

This is the post that separates the no0bs from the originals, no0b.

Brilliant use of the search feature, Mwilding.

Skoorb Effect!

 

[sindows]

If you don't want the BMW, I'll take it and give you a brand NEW Toy Yoda

 

[moshquerade]

ugh.

 

[AreaCode707]

To quote the inimitable Adul:

let try this


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[ViviTheMage]

I thought this was a PAB post...

 

[RiverDog]

Your GF isn't fat but pregnant, and the BMW is actually a BAWWWWWWW

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: loup garou
OMG!!! OH NO! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOO!O!OO!O!!!!

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: loup garou
OMG!!! OH NO! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOO!O!OO!O!!!!

I think what is truly amazing is you found the old thread and posted in this one in a minute...with the exact same first reply!!!

Originally posted by: khtm
OMG!!! OH NO! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOO!O!OO!O!!!!

 

[mobobuff]

Skoorb you are not.

 

[neutralizer]

The odd formatting really gave away the skoorb effect.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel

Originally posted by: loup garou
OMG!!! OH NO! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOO!O!OO!O!!!!

I think what is truly amazing is you found the old thread and posted in this one in a minute...with the exact same first reply!!!

Originally posted by: khtm
OMG!!! OH NO! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOO!O!OO!O!!!!

he was probably prepared as a result of the skoorb effect discussion in another thread earlier today...

Still, it was impressive...

 

[indamixx99]

Sounds like that MTV "My Super Sweet 16" Show. Argh I wanna reach through the TV and bi*ch slap every one of those girls!

 

[Canai]

hehe