HELP! My life is so *OVER*!!!!

GasX

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Feb 8, 2001
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Started with my girlfriend giving me trouble. She has been eating a lot lately and gaining weight.
karen is getting more and more fat. She used to be what you might call a waif and was so
outrageously hot. Now she looks just like any other girl. I told her to stop eating before she becomes
overweight. She got mad and said I an running her life. I told her she fat and need to start
running on treadmill we have daily. She then busted out with how she was cheating on me with
brad, my best friend.

Even after this I find out my dad isn't going to come through for me. He was going to buy me
for my 17th birthday a brand new BMW 323. Instead he said he is going to get me a USED one
for me. I can't be seen in a used car! My friends would laugh at me. Also, there is this girl in my
economics class who says she only likes guy with new BMWs. She is really hot, but I am still
contemplating how to ask her out. Since my GF cheated, I thought I should do something, not
that it mattered before. Still, nothing is going right, I don't know what to do.
 

GuitarDaddy

Lifer
Nov 9, 2004
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You would think a seasoned lifer could do better:eek:

Kinda like an airball from Jordan at the freethrow line.
 

toolboxolio

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Sounds like you have some serious problems, OP.

But for some reason... I still can't feel a thing for you. lol

I suggest getting a violin.
 

kevnich2

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Apr 10, 2004
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I sure hope the OP is kidding. If not, well, you need to come back to reality. A used BMW, oh how cruel life is. I think it's time to grow up and learn how the real world is.
 

broon

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Obligatory...

YOU SPOILED BABY!!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT...BUY YOUR OWN CAR!!!

Is that what you were looking for?

Edit...toolboxolio and kevnich2 beat me with real responses.
 

newb111

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Oct 8, 2003
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Originally posted by: kevnich2
I sure hope the OP is kidding. If not, well, you need to come back to reality. A used BMW, oh how cruel life is. I think it's time to grow up and learn how the real world is.

duh