Help my grammar ain't no good!

[NinjaTech]

If you don't feed the grammar and spelling Nazi's then they will revolt and start correcting people's user names.

Whhhat ...that's not how you spell newb! errr...n00b? Lordy, you can't put zero's in a word!!! OMG OMG ...Martha! Get my red pen Martha!!! GET MY RED PEN MARTHA!!! LOL

~NT

 

[Ika]

what is this i don't even

 

[BoomerD]

If you don't feed the grammar and spelling Nazi's then they will revolt and start correcting people's user names.

Whhhat ...that's not how you spell newb! errr...n00b? Lordy, you can't put zero's in a word!!! OMG OMG ...Martha! Get my red pen Martha!!! GET MY RED PEN MARTHA!!! LOL

~NT

Nazi's...belonging to a Nazi. (That Nazi's gun is unloaded.)

The plural form of most nouns is created simply by adding the letter s.

* more than one snake = snakes
* more than one Nazi = Nazis
* more than one Barrymore = Barrymores

There are lots of spelling/grammar Nazis on this site.

 

[schneiderguy]

Dear NinjaTech,

Fix the title of the haircut thread. It is pissing me off every time I see it.

It should be "Moms" not "Mom's". You seem to have apostrophe problems. Maybe you should seek professional help.

Love,
schneiderguy

 

[allisolm]

If you don't feed the grammar and spelling Nazi's then they will revolt and start correcting people's user names.

Whhhat ...that's not how you spell newb! errr...n00b? Lordy, you can't put zero's in a word!!! OMG OMG ...Martha! Get my red pen Martha!!! GET MY RED PEN MARTHA!!! LOL

~NT

Nazi's...belonging to a Nazi. (That Nazi's gun is unloaded.)

The plural form of most nouns is created simply by adding the letter s.

* more than one Nazi = Nazis

BoomerD - you left out
* more than one zero = zeros or even zeroes but not zero's

 

[olds]

<--- Nef thread.

 

[CRXican]

put down the drugs

 

[BoomerD]

BoomerD - you left out
* more than one zero = zeros or even zeroes but not zero's

Too many "rules of the English language" to post them ALL here...all we can do is post a few "guidelines for the illiterate."

 

[Ika]

Too many "rules of the English language" to post them ALL here...all we can do is post a few "guidelines for the illiterate."

I don't think guidelines work very well... every time I see someone post "your" instead of "you're" I die a little inside. By now I'm dead man walking, I see it so much on facebook.

 

[BoomerD]

I don't think guidelines work very well... every time I see someone post "your" instead of "you're" I die a little inside. By now I'm dead man walking, I see it so much on facebook.

You can lead a horse to water...but you can't make it drink.

 

[destrekor]

I don't think guidelines work very well... every time I see someone post "your" instead of "you're" I die a little inside. By now I'm dead man walking, I see it so much on facebook.

Whenever I flip over to my Facebook tab, I turn off the give-a-shit mode... if I didn't, I'd probably stalk and murder half the people I run into on the site. People just sound like fucking morons there.

I get it, taking time out of grammar for quick messaging is convenient, easy and gets done faster - I'm prone to take shortcuts when it comes to quick neffing, facebooking, or with IM/SMS... but to the extent some of those folks mutilate the language? No.

 

[illusion88]

I hope I never forget how to bleed

 

[Ika]

Whenever I flip over to my Facebook tab, I turn off the give-a-shit mode... if I didn't, I'd probably stalk and murder half the people I run into on the site. People just sound like fucking morons there.

I get it, taking time out of grammar for quick messaging is convenient, easy and gets done faster - I'm prone to take shortcuts when it comes to quick neffing, facebooking, or with IM/SMS... but to the extent some of those folks mutilate the language? No.

honestly I don't care about txt shorthand (u, w8, etc). but, like many people, "your/you're" (and, to a lesser extent, their/they're) is by far my biggest pet peeve. I actually feel like someone is stabbing me in the brain with an ice pick whenever I see it.

 

[NinjaTech]

Dear NinjaTech,

Fix the title of the haircut thread. It is pissing me off every time I see it.

It should be "Moms" not "Mom's". You seem to have apostrophe problems. Maybe you should seek professional help.

Love,
schneiderguy

LOL yes it pisses me off every time I see it too. I can't change it. It won't let me!