Help me write a limerick about Farts

[Metalloid]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
My girlfriend has farts that are stinky
To plug her up i tried using my pinky
She made a loud noise
Then backed up with some poise
I should have tried using my winky

Haha I'm dying over here, but that one was a bit graphic....

 

[sillymofo]

I'm surprised this thread != teh locked.

 

[Evadman]

This thread > almost *

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
My girlfriend has farts that are stinky
To plug her up i tried using my pinky
She made a loud noise
Then backed up with some poise
I should have tried using my winky

BRAVO!!!

 

[GoodRevrnd]

My girlfriend asked that I pull her finger,
An unsettling smell did linger.
A thundering sound,
Near knocked me to the ground,
My ears blown out from that ringer.