Help me write a limerick about Farts

[glen]

I want to write a limerick to my GF about her farts.
Any ideas?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

"There once was a man from Nantucket"

The rest practically writes itself.

- M4H

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

here is a start.... make improvements as you see fit

There once was a girl with smarts
who tired of her beau's remarks
so she sat on his face
like she wanted his ace
and ripped three stinky old farts!

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
"There once was a man from Nantucket"

The rest practically writes itself.

- M4H

Bah, beat me to it.

 

[glen]

dp

 

[glen]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
here is a start.... make improvements as you see fit

There once was a girl with smarts
who tired of her beau's remarks
so she sat on his face
like she wanted his ace
and ripped three stinky old farts!

Brilliant!

 

[glen]

ttt

 

[WinkOsmosis]

You are sick

 

[glen]

Any more ideas?

 

[gistech1978]

i cannot escape this toxic gas
that always comes out of your ass
i struggle to breathe.
im starting to heave.
turn on the fan and make it fast.

 

[iamme]

t'was a girl in a shirt that was dinkie
i decided to give her a winkie
she started to smile
i felt pretty guile
but then i let out a loud stinkie

 

[BigPoppa]

Sitting next to my boss,
In my seat I toss,
For last night I ate beans,
You know what that means,
Went to fart, but gambled and lost.

 

[Fausto]

My dearest, darling sweetheart,

We must put an end to your farts.

You've unleashed a fog

that's poisoned my dog

and torn half the bedroom apart.

 

[iamme]

gas truly inspires genius :beer:

 

[GasX]

My girlfriend has farts that are stinky
To plug her up i tried using my pinky
She made a loud noise
Then backed up with some poise
I should have tried using my winky

 

[NetWareHead]

hahahaha

 

[sillymofo]

AoF: the Art of Farting

What is a fart, you ask
Well, it's just the ass doing it's natural task
When it comes to the best of farts
You, turned it into an art.

From the sneaky "silent but deadly"
and non-interupted, in series
To the ones that seem like you shiet in your pants
and the ones that take you ass on a rant.
You are the master of this art.

Always find something to blame
You, apparently are without shame.
Next time you feel like letting one rip
and any one is going to trip
Don't try to hide your fart
Just say: "Hey baby, it's art!"


Copy right: cr4zymofo.

 

[glen]

LOL!
They are fantastic. Keep them coming. I am sending them to her via text messaging. She loves them.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: glen
LOL!
They are fantastic. Keep them coming. I am sending them to her via text messaging. She loves them.

Tell her that you are going to make mine a true story and that you are going to skip pinky and go straight to winky...

 

[glen]

any more?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

copy and paste a reply from her.

 

[ucdbiendog]

wow

 

[ITJunkie]

ROFLMAO....well done gents :beer::beer::beer:

 

[TheNinja]

There was a man named glen who went out with a ho
He would often times fart when she gave him a blow
His girlfriend became mad, that brazen young huss
So she let one fly as he performed cunnilingus

 

[marquee]

"I tried to keep it inside!"
Is what she said, but I believe that she lied.
The grin on her face,
as the stuff hit me like mace,
Was just too wide for her to hide!