Help me with this computer problem.

[Matt1970]

Well I have been running Obama 2009 on my machine and it is slow. I get constant error messages: "This President has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down". It said right on the box that it would cut its costs in half in 4 years but I have to keep spending $1.5 trillion a year in upgrades. It has caused many bad sectors on my drive and has a worm that will shut my machine down at the end of the day today. I did a format of ½ my drive in 2010 but that didn’t help much. I saw on the shelf at the store Palin 2012 and Trump 2012 but they didn’t look any better.

 

[PeshakJang]

Should have just gotten a Mc

 

[bamacre]

Should have just gotten a Mc

:biggrin:

 

[boomerang]

What? You didn't install the "free" in place upgrade to Obama 2010? Well there's your problem. Obama 2010 is much improved. Larger spending, much more Golf, even more aloofness, seamless bowing down and a much improved vacation experience.

I've read that Obama 2011 although still in beta, may not be released, as the 2012 version (code named Libya) is so far along that nobody would even notice the 2011 version.

 

[Matt1970]

What? You didn't install the "free" in place upgrade to Obama 2010? Well there's your problem. Obama 2010 is much improved. Larger spending, much more Golf, even more aloofness, seamless bowing down and a much improved vacation experience.

I've read that Obama 2011 although still in beta, may not be released, as the 2012 version (code named Libya) is so far along that nobody would even notice the 2011 version.

I looked into Obama 2010. I requires 3.6 Trillion in Ram but I only have 2.4 Trillion. I could try the Libya version but requires an illegal patch to run.

 

[PeshakJang]

I looked into Obama 2010. I requires 3.6 Trillion in Ram but I only have 2.4 Trillion.

You can run it on virtual memory for a while, but eventually it shuts down.

 

[thraashman]

Should have just gotten a Mc

But that changed every file on your system every other week and came auto installed with the Palin virus which caused your system to be unable to perform the most basic tasks.

 

[her209]

I heard Palin 2008 quits on you half way through. Palin 2009/2010/2011 incorporates annoying advertisement pop ups and they refuse to go away even when you click "Ignore".

:awe:

 

[rpanic]

The TnA software on Palin is pretty outdated and looks bad at higher resolution, why is everything about graphics these days.

 

[bamacre]

I heard Palin 2008 quits on you half way through. Palin 2009/2010/2011 incorporates annoying advertisement pop ups and they refuse to go away even when you click "Ignore".

:awe:

:biggrin:

 

[Ldir]

Should have just gotten a Mc

You'll pay more and get something that serves an elite few, but you'll feel special due to great marketing propaganda.

 

[wuliheron]

Format your hard drive and install Linux for free. All those fancy operating systems with their big marketing budgets cater to big business and screw everyone else. Apple is more honest and just charges you more up front, but they're all the same money grubbing assholes.

 

[Atreus21]

Buy an abacus and fuck the whole thing.

 

[Carmen813]

When I install Paulbot 2012 my computer runs faster because it uses more gold.

 

[boomerang]

Fun thread, I hope it can continue...:biggrin:

 

[Steeplerot]

Duh! A real OS for all Worker...small flightless birds.

 

[JockoJohnson]

LMAO at the thread. Pretty good replies.

Now this seems like something everyone can get behind. Lots of truth found in all of the replies as well.

 

[Steeplerot]

When I install Paulbot 2012 my computer runs faster because it uses more gold.

winnah

 

[shortylickens]

Buy an abacus and fuck the whole thing.

:hmm:

 

[manlymatt83]

I'm running Ron2012. It's very efficient and light-weight.... nothing bloated. The kernel is pretty small, too... leaves much more in the hands of the application, which I think is the best way to go.

 

[her209]

I'm running Ron2012. It's very efficient and light-weight.... nothing bloated. The kernel is pretty small, too... leaves much more in the hands of the application, which I think is the best way to go.

But it automatically makes all users administrators! That's a big security no no. If one user acts stupidly and installs a trojan/spyware/adware, it affects all other users on the system.

 

[manlymatt83]

But it automatically makes all users administrators! That's a big security no no. If one user acts stupidly and installs a trojan/spyware/adware, it affects all other users on the system.

It gives each user its own chrooted/jailed environment. Sure, they are administrators, but can't break out of their own jail.

 

[Perknose]

Should have just gotten a Mc

There's a new fusion machine that bridges the divide. It comes with a self-perpetuating, lifetime guarantee, gives its owner special access, and its power supply is admirably and entirely green.

It's not a PC, it's not a Mac.

It's a PAC!

 

[her209]

It gives each user its own chrooted/jailed environment. Sure, they are administrators, but can't break out of their own jail.

Every time a user tries to perform a function, Ron2012 has to make the user wait, check to make sure the user can perform said function and ensure that the function doesn't affect other the function of other users and destabilize the system and once everything is hunky-dory, then allows the user to continue. This is against the Ron2012 design philosophy: efficient and light-weight. Rather, the users should have the expectation that functions performed by other users may affect them from time to time.

 

[soundforbjt]

Mine came with a Huckabee hard-drive. It erases itself of all records & then smashes itself.