Help me. I stink.

[Nez]

what are you doing? this is the perfect excuse to take the day off! 🙂

 

[edjam]

That's funny. Sorry😀

 

[geekybear]

use lemons! not lemon juice, but actual lemons. take 4-5 of them, cut them up and take them into the tub with you and rub them all over your skin and all through your hair. rinse off, then repeat, then take a bar of soap and lather like there's no tomorrow. rinse off, then repeat the whole thing with the lemons and then rinse with lots of water.

this is a trick coroners use to get the eau de corpse off their skin and hair. if it works for dead stench, it'll probably work for sulfur smell

 

[fatalbert]

LMAO

great ideas in this thread

 

[datalink7]

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2 tablespoons of Salsa
2 tablespoons of sardine juice
1 tablespoon Worchester sauce
2 tablespoons of soy sauce
2 tablespoons of vinegar
2 tabespoons of garlic powder
1 teaspoon of lemon juice
2 tablespoons of heavy cream
1/2 teaspoon Hershey's chocolate syrup
3 tablespoons Karo corn syrup
4 oz Liquid Smoke
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you just made this up from stuff you have in your kitchen cupboard right? 😉 the only thing missing is a box of crackers. >>



HAHAHA LOL😀

 

[Magicthyse]

geekybear - I tried a dash of vinegar and lemons. It seems to have worked.

I was torn between regular malt and balsamic vinegar, but decided that I was too cheap for balsamic. Just as well.

I wonder about Monel's recipe though - I might try it the next time I have another volcanic bath. If it doesn't work, I can always use it as a Taco seasoning for guests I don't like...

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Some people will do anything if you make up enough bullshiet.

😀

Magicthyse's Co Worker- "DOOD! You friggin stink! Like beef jerkey and ass gas!"
Magicthyse-"*Expletive Deleted* MONEL *Edit* *Edit*!!!!!!!!!"

Try some thyme, basil, and almond extract to give that anti-stink stink slop a piquant aftertaste. *Rolls on ground laughing*

 

[VTHodge]

"Good morning sir. I was calling to tell you that I won't be coming in today. . . . you see, I happen to be particullarly smelly today . . . yes sir, quiet offensively . . . pseudo-flatulent, you might say."

 

[Magicthyse]

Anything with Karo Syrup got my suspicions going...

I think I WILL use it as Taco filling for someone I don't like...