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Help me. I stink.

Magicthyse

Golden Member
You know, I love Anandtech Off Topic - you can ask the weirdest questions here without embarrasement. I know some chemically-minded people hang out here - perhaps you can help me out.

When I go to Japan, I always try and head out for the medicinal volcanic spring baths. One of my Japanese friends knows how much I like them, and sent me this 'essense of volcanic bath'.

I had a good long soak yesterday evening, and woke up this morning feeling very refreshed. However, there's a byproduct of this volcanic bath - specifically to do with the sulfur content. You don't notice it really in the ambience of a 'ryokan' while relaxing in Japan - presumably because everyone else there smells the same - but boy do I notice it now.

Yup, I smell like a giant fart.

I've had two baths with regular bath gel now, to no avail - the smell is still there. I can't go out to work tomorrow like this! Is there something I can use to neutralize the smell (hopefully without having to remove my skin)?
 
The old wives tale about bathing in tomato juice after being sprayed by a skunk may hlp you....

Tomato juice has a high citric acid content..so does orange juice, it my neutralize the smell. Worth a shot stinky 😉
 
Either stand in a automatic car wash (High pressure water helped), or apply a mixture of this to your body and let sit until it dries and falls off, taking the smell with it. You smell like jerkey for 30 min or so, but it is better than a fart, and it dissappears anyway...

2 tablespoons of Salsa
2 tablespoons of sardine juice
1 tablespoon Worchester sauce
2 tablespoons of soy sauce
2 tablespoons of vinegar
2 tabespoons of garlic powder
1 teaspoon of lemon juice
2 tablespoons of heavy cream
1/2 teaspoon Hershey's chocolate syrup
3 tablespoons Karo corn syrup
4 oz Liquid Smoke
 


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2 tablespoons of Salsa
2 tablespoons of sardine juice
1 tablespoon Worchester sauce
2 tablespoons of soy sauce
2 tablespoons of vinegar
2 tabespoons of garlic powder
1 teaspoon of lemon juice
2 tablespoons of heavy cream
1/2 teaspoon Hershey's chocolate syrup
3 tablespoons Karo corn syrup
4 oz Liquid Smoke
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you just made this up from stuff you have in your kitchen cupboard right? 😉 the only thing missing is a box of crackers.
 


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2 tablespoons of Salsa
2 tablespoons of sardine juice
1 tablespoon Worchester sauce
2 tablespoons of soy sauce
2 tablespoons of vinegar
2 tabespoons of garlic powder
1 teaspoon of lemon juice
2 tablespoons of heavy cream
1/2 teaspoon Hershey's chocolate syrup
3 tablespoons Karo corn syrup
4 oz Liquid Smoke
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you just made this up from stuff you have in your kitchen cupboard right? 😉 the only thing missing is a box of crackers.
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LMAO I dont think I would try that!
 
I am 100% serious. It does work. Looks like vomit, but it works.

My grandmother used to put it on me when I got sprayed by a skunk. (More than once, lemme tell ya. 😀) It works. A friend of mine also tried the lava bath essence and had the same prob. I made her use the anti-skunk formula, and it worked. She bitched the whole time until it was over, but she was amazed after it was done.
 
<<Wear two or three Glade Stick-ups under your clothes. Crank 'em open to "full." >>

bwahahaha.....u guys are too funny....


 


<< A friend of mine also tried the lava bath essence and had the same prob. I made her use the anti-skunk formula, and it worked. She bitched the whole time until it was over, but she was amazed after it was done. >>




oOHHH, that must've been fun for YOU, anyway! 😀
 


<< Or you could just run around stinking and being rude to everyone; then they'd assume you must be French. >>



Haha, good one! 😀
 
2 tablespoons of Salsa
2 tablespoons of sardine juice
1 tablespoon Worchester sauce
2 tablespoons of soy sauce
2 tablespoons of vinegar
2 tabespoons of garlic powder
1 teaspoon of lemon juice
2 tablespoons of heavy cream
1/2 teaspoon Hershey's chocolate syrup
3 tablespoons Karo corn syrup
4 oz Liquid Smoke


LMAO !!! Come on' help em' out.


--LANMAN
 


<< My grandmother used to put it on me when I got sprayed by a skunk. (More than once, lemme tell ya. ) It works >>



You should have learned to stay from skunks after the first time. 😉
 


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2 tablespoons of Salsa
2 tablespoons of sardine juice
1 tablespoon Worchester sauce
2 tablespoons of soy sauce
2 tablespoons of vinegar
2 tabespoons of garlic powder
1 teaspoon of lemon juice
2 tablespoons of heavy cream
1/2 teaspoon Hershey's chocolate syrup
3 tablespoons Karo corn syrup
4 oz Liquid Smoke
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You cant miss a spot remember, or else it wont work. You might want to multiply the forumula, so you have enough to take a bath in.
 


<< Wear two or three Glade Stick-ups under your clothes. Crank 'em open to "full." >>




bwhahahaha!!!! I cant stop crying!!! ahahaha!!!!
 
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