Help me go completely insane. Suggestions?

[sciencetoy]

LiFe just gets stranger and stranger. My family is wacky, my business is nuts, the IRS audit was the nicest thing that happened to me last month, my youngest son is sick and we just lost the latest arbitration on his last set of hospital bills with the insurance company, so I'm putting even more funny money on the credit cards. You guys are my best friends. My car has a cracked windshield and I put tape on it so that you can't see the crack - I know that doesn't make sense, but I felt like doing something. Beer is my buddy, but I had a sixpack last night and didn't feel a thing - what a waste of a perfectly good pak. I could go on but I'm sure no one is reading this far, anyway. So, what the hey - I still think naked chicks are hot.

So, here's the funny part. I'm losing it, but nobody cares. Nobody even notices.

What I need are some suggestions for really unstable behavior. As long as I'm going, I want to go in style.

Help?

 

[Zenmervolt]

You want help going insane? Start talking with Linuxboy, he'll help you right along. It certainly worked for me. If you can't get in touch with Linuxboy, try Hatari Chic. She's good with helping people go insane too.

ZV

 

[Dudd]

I'd suggest taking a dump in public, but that doesn't really fit your whole style criteria. So, while these might not be stylish, you could do the following:

• Try and give every person you see a hug, regardless of whether or not you know them

• Look for that list of fun things to do at WalMart, and then act it out

• Reenact scenes from movies, such as the scene from Dogma when Loki and Bartlebe go to buy a gun and their entire conversation consists of mass genocide

• Walk around with either a water gun or water balloons, randomly soaking people you don't know

• Walk around muttering to yourself, find the best looking woman around, and then walk up to her and completely freak out, ranting and raving as only a crazy person could do. Then, calmly ask for her number.

That should give you some ideas, and if you act these out and still have internet acess after that, feel free to PM me for more.

 

[tweakmm]

Arthur felt happy. He was terribly pleased that the day was for once working out so much according to plan. Only twenty minutes ago he had decided he would go mad, and now he was already chasing a Chesterfield sofa across the fields of prehistoric Earth.

A cookie to the first person to call where that's from

 

[XZeroII]

Start muttering whever someone else is around. Say stuff like "The end of grmmnnbse as everyone know it" then look suspiciously at the person who heard. Act as though he heard your plan and you are not happy about it, but don't say anything or do anything to that person. The more bizzare the saying the better. "Those monkeys will pay", "5 days to get a gun? I'll show them", "my sock puppet understands me..."

 

[xirtam]

Don your scuba gear and dive for pennies in the wishing well at your local shopping mall.

 

[imported_Tomato]

Originally posted by: sciencetoy
LiFe just gets stranger and stranger. My family is wacky, my business is nuts, the IRS audit was the nicest thing that happened to me last month, my youngest son is sick and we just lost the latest arbitration on his last set of hospital bills with the insurance company, so I'm putting even more funny money on the credit cards. You guys are my best friends. My car has a cracked windshield and I put tape on it so that you can't see the crack - I know that doesn't make sense, but I felt like doing something. Beer is my buddy, but I had a sixpack last night and didn't feel a thing - what a waste of a perfectly good pak. I could go on but I'm sure no one is reading this far, anyway. So, what the hey - I still think naked chicks are hot.

So, here's the funny part. I'm losing it, but nobody cares. Nobody even notices.

What I need are some suggestions for really unstable behavior. As long as I'm going, I want to go in style.

Help?

Wow. Are you serious? :Q

 

[N8Magic]

I've heard that if you don't sleep, after a certain amount of time you'll go crazy.

If you're serious, please seek some professional help. I'm sure it would do you a lot of good just to talk to someone about this.

 

[XZeroII]

on a serious note, drop the alcohol. It may seem like it is helping, but it's actually causing more problems. Many people who give up alcohol notice that their life seems better. Just my 2 cents. Listen or not...

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: sciencetoy
LiFe just gets stranger and stranger. My family is wacky, my business is nuts, the IRS audit was the nicest thing that happened to me last month, my youngest son is sick and we just lost the latest arbitration on his last set of hospital bills with the insurance company, so I'm putting even more funny money on the credit cards. You guys are my best friends. My car has a cracked windshield and I put tape on it so that you can't see the crack - I know that doesn't make sense, but I felt like doing something. Beer is my buddy, but I had a sixpack last night and didn't feel a thing - what a waste of a perfectly good pak. I could go on but I'm sure no one is reading this far, anyway. So, what the hey - I still think naked chicks are hot.

So, here's the funny part. I'm losing it, but nobody cares. Nobody even notices.

What I need are some suggestions for really unstable behavior. As long as I'm going, I want to go in style.

Help?

Read Hamlet! ITs got some great crazyness going on with it. Hamlet acts crazy through out the entire play. And then Ophelia at the end. "Hey Na ne na ne..." You remember. Read Hamlet and take notes.

 

[LordMaul]

Do it! Do it fvcker! Gimme the gun and I'lll do it for you!


But if you are going to do it....do it outside or something! Think about that poor sucker who's got to clean that sh!t up.

 

[wfbberzerker]

Originally posted by: N8Magic
I've heard that if you don't sleep, after a certain amount of time you'll go crazy.

If you're serious, please seek some professional help. I'm sure it would do you a lot of good just to talk to someone about this.

i dont know about going crazy, but you do start to have visual hallucinations

 

[Zebo]

You guys are my best friends

You got big problems dude.

 

[Zorro]

Originally posted by: XZeroII
on a serious note, drop the alcohol. It may seem like it is helping, but it's actually causing more problems. Many people who give up alcohol notice that their life seems better. Just my 2 cents. Listen or not...

No not the alcohol :Q