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Help me find edible deoderant for fat person.

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ZapZilla

Golden Member
I while back I heard about some guy in Hawaii who had developed an edible deoderant for fat people.

A month or so after eating his product, a person's sweat would have the oder of whatever "flavor" deodorant was ingested.

I'm trying to locate this product for a person I know.

Anyone heard of this and know where I can get this product?

I've tried various searches and have been unable to find it.

Thanks.
 
"edible deoderant for fat person"

i don't get it. are you trying to make this title humorous?? couldn't you have gotten the same results w/o mentioning fat person?

 
Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
"edible deoderant for fat person"

i don't get it. are you trying to make this title humorous?? couldn't you have gotten the same results w/o mentioning fat person?
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I think he's looking for this product for a fat friend of his.
 
Interesting, but I personally want my sweat to smell like nothing, don't want to attract any attention to my sweating. :Q
 
Originally posted by: DanFungus
Originally posted by: jliechty
Originally posted by: BentValve
"edible deoderant for fat person"
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Am I the only one who thinks that this sound disgusting?
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No, you are not the only one.
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shouldn't you be agreeing with him? 😛
Is he...blah blah blah..
yes he is..blah blah blah..

😉
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He asked, "Am I the only one..?"
I said, "No, you are not..."

That is proper grammar; you, sir, are the one who needs to review your language skillz. 😉
 
what does a twinkie smell like?

actually donut odor would be ok
i want to smell like hot fresh krispy kreme donuts

can they put this stuff inside of donuts? so i can eat donuts to smell like donuts?
 
I have not yet found what I first posted, however, I have learned much from this Kill Body Odor site.

[Link Synopsis]

Sweat itself has very little odor. Malodorous BO comes from bacteria and fungi living on and within skin that release odor when wetted by sweat. Eliminate the odor causing bacteria and fungi and BO is eliminated.

It is not trivial to remove odor causing bacteria and fungi, from either a body or an environment (furnature, bedding, close closets, etc.) as they may not be eliminated from laundered clothes; soap surficants enhance bacterial growth on skin; and it is difficult to affect fungi without medication.

Bacteria and fungi do not discriminate between body types, though, arguably, fat people have more skin and more skin folds, wherein odor causing bacteria and fungi may thrive, and as they tend to sweat more, allow them to posess stronger BO.

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For those who have trivialized, or otherwise crapped upon themselves in this thread:

May the malodorous bacteria and fungi from a thousand fat people infest your armpits!
 
Originally posted by: yellowfiero
I can't believe this isn't locked.
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Wurd. This is a nasty thread...even nasty to me...and I don't get nastied-out very easily. 😛

Edible deodorant? WTF? Edilble panties, yes, but deodorant? Ewwwwww. Oh, and ANYTHING edible on a fat person is double-yuckified-nasty-nasty! 😛
 
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