Help me find an awesome Halloween costume

[Gigantopithecus]

Found a suitable Bigfoot costume on Amazon, but I'd really rather be a dinosaur. There are many, many amazing dinosaur costumes for kids but none for adults that I can find that aren't terribly cartoony (e.g. Barney? No.). A Godzilla suit would also be good.

Please help me ATOT!

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

 

[highland145]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n4BV-Jw0C8

 

[mnewsham]

 

[Texashiker]

Something like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVrQ-NYIz54

 

[Sinsear]

This obviously the only answer.

 

[waffleironhead]

Have you checked out mallats pharmacy on monroe? They used to have quite the selection of costumes. I havnt been in there in years though.

http://www.mallatts.com/

 

[Sinsear]

Also acceptable.

 

[Gigantopithecus]

Have you checked out mallats pharmacy on monroe? They used to have quite the selection of costumes. I havnt been in there in years though.

http://www.mallatts.com/

Yep, no dice, unfortunately.

 

[Bateluer]

You should find a local costume store, if possible. Buying costumes online is a crap shoot, trying to get the right size and decent quality, etc.

 

[Binarycow]

go to Home Depot and buy an industrial size aluminum trash can. Cut a round hole at the bottom and two on the side. Paint "whup ass" on front and back. Wear it upside down and go as a can of whup ass on Halloween.

 

[Gigantopithecus]

Please help me ATOT!

Should've figured this was an exercise in futility... 🙄

 

[Sinsear]

Should've figured this was an exercise in futility... 🙄

You mean you don't want to be a giant cock?

 

[Sinsear]

Okay last suggestion