help me find a excuse!!

[falconx80]

ok i got invited to two social gatherings this evening...


what is the excuse i can give to ditch one of them?!

thanks

 

[Talon02]

I have to stay home and shave my cat.

No more social gatherings... EVAR!!!

 

[falconx80]

i dont have a cat...hehe

 

[Loggerman]

Stay home to shave your legs

 

[pyonir]

I just had a herpes breakout?

 

[kranky]

Accept one of the invitations, then tell the other person you already made other plans. It doesn't have to be any more complicated than that.

If the other person is rude enough to ask what your other plans are, use my favorite response: "Why do you ask?"

 

[Evadman]

your penis will not fit through the door since your elargement, so you have to stay home and wait for the door enlarger guy.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Evadman
your penis will not fit through the door since your elargement, so you have to stay home and wait for the door enlarger guy.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: Evadman
your penis will not fit through the door since your elargement, so you have to stay home and wait for the door enlarger guy.

don't mind him. He's just insane.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: pyonir
I just had a herpes breakout?

I really hope that wasn't just blurted out from habit.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: pyonir
I just had a herpes breakout?

I really hope that wasn't just blurted out from habit.

NO!






I'm used to saying syphillus

 

[illusion88]

this thread is funny!
Tell the person who is not as cool as the other, that you made plans and cant make it to the social gathering. If anyone asks... say

I LIKE THE MOOOOOON! CAUSE IT IS CLOSE TO US!

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: pyonir
I just had a herpes breakout?

I really hope that wasn't just blurted out from habit.

NO!






I'm used to saying syphillus

:Q

 

[falconx80]

u guys r bad....very bad

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: pyonir
I just had a herpes breakout?

Bingo - and for extra measure, throw in some anal warts, but only if you don't want to see that person for the next 8 weeks or so

 

[falconx80]

ok i called the other person saying i promised another person that id be at their party.

for some reason, she took it well.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: falconx80
ok i called the other person saying i promised another person that id be at their party.

for some reason, she took it well.

Because she only invited you out of pity in the first place.

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: falconx80
ok i called the other person saying i promised another person that id be at their party.

for some reason, she took it well.

Because she only invited you out of pity in the first place.

:Q oooh disgraced

 

[Sealy]

Any excuse you could possibly need!

 

[falconx80]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: falconx80
ok i called the other person saying i promised another person that id be at their party.

for some reason, she took it well.

Because she only invited you out of pity in the first place.

tru dat