Help me construct the ultimate farewell voice mail . . .

[XMan]

Anything goes, folks. I'm thinking "take this job and shove it," of course, and maybe a few Cartman or Bart Simpson clips for good measure . . . maybe some "Office Space" clips . . . . any other ideas would be appreciated.

 

[Total Refected Power]

Opps

 

[Soybomb]

Does that mean you arent the xerox man anymore? get some of the rap take this job and shove music from office space, and then proceed to make the longest voice mail of 99 bottles of beer you can and forward it to everyone hehe.

 

[Isla]

Sing in a falsetto voice, the song from THe Sound of Music...

I'm glad to go/ I cannot tell a lie/ I flit/ I float/ I fleetly flee/ I fly

That oughta do it.

 

[XMan]

No, I'm still workin' for Xerox; I just got a promotion and a transfer to Colorado.

I've got a bunch of stuff from Office Space so far . . . I'm trying to keep it clean, but I couldn't resist the "Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I'm going to throw this piece of sheet out the window."

 

[Total Refected Power]

Xerox, there still in business?

 

[XMan]

Har dee har har.

 

[kranky]

Is this the transfer you were trying for a few months ago?

 

[XMan]

Kranky - yupper. I can't wait.

 

[UG]

Oh. I was thinking along the lines of: "I'm outta here. BANG. Thump."

 

[XMan]

Hmm.

Does anyone know how to "clip" segments out of MP3s? I've got "Take this Job and Shove it" and the hey-hey-goodbye song, but I just want pieces of them. The rest of the stuff I have is on WAV files.

I've got Audio Catalyst, so I can convert the WAV's to MP3s . . . is there any way I can link all of the WAVs into the specific order I want and make one MP3 out of the whole mess?

UG - I know someone who's wife called him at work, told him goodbye, and pulled the trigger.

 

[UG]

Yeah; years ago, I had a distant acquaintance have nearly the same thing happen.

 

[Czar]

xerox, Winamp can play mp3 directly to wav files, try to do that

 

[SKiller]

X-Man Try using Winamp's Disk Writer output plug-in to write to a wav file. You can use any sound editor (including sound recorder) to cut/copy/paste wavs.

 

[kranky]

Well, good for you that your promotion finally came through. I guess a 4WD vehicle is in your future?