Help me become more hipster

[cheezy321]

Drink PBR.
Wear flannel.
Get Fixie Bike, make it neon colors
Wear PF Flyers
Buy American Apparel Hoodies.
Get a GF with a chest tattoo
Gauge your ears
Grow a mustache
make your own pair of jorts (jean shorts)

 

[amish]

what music are you listening to?

 

[amish]

It's okay, the hipsters are switching to Yuengling.

goddamnit, SERIOUSLY????

 

[alfa147x]

Not going to mess with my appearance.

 

[alfa147x]

what music are you listening to?

I changes a lot. Currently:
u2
Apocalyptica
Moby
Kanye West
RHCP
franz ferdinand
The White Stripes

then various pop/hiphop songs

 

[cheezy321]

Not going to mess with my appearance.

start rolling your own cigarettes?

 

[Printer Bandit]

lose 60 lbs.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Get a penis tattoo

 

[alfa147x]

lose 60 lbs.

5'10'' @ 140

 

[alfa147x]

start rolling your own cigarettes?

i dont smoke that crap

 

[alfa147x]

Not going to mess with my appearance.

Get a penis tattoo

^^^

 

[mizzou]

5'10'' @ 140

100lb is a good target weight for hipster at 6'0'' you should be aiming for 85lb

But pretend like you have a really good appetite and that you love eating

 

[hanoverphist]

Funny thing about PBR: I really liked it the first time I had it. A few months later I bought a box of 12. That shit is nasty.

It's in the back of my fridge. Free beer anyone?

Bottles. Not cans

put it in the freezer for a while and make it slushy. it actually tastes drinkable. i learned that trick with keystone.


how did the hipster burn his mouth?


he tried to eat his pizza before it was cool

 

[trmiv]

One word: Instagram.

 

[TallBill]

Just don't eat pizza before it's cool. You'll burn your mouth.

 

[alfa147x]

One word: Instagram.

No I have my own photo blogs

 

[alfa147x]

Yeah I burned my mouth on pizza last night. I was way too hungry...

 

[amish]

I changes a lot. Currently:
u2
Apocalyptica
Moby
Kanye West
RHCP
franz ferdinand
The White Stripes

then various pop/hiphop songs

hmmm, not hipster enough.

Air, TV on the Radio, Wolf Parade, Phoenix (yuck), Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Empire of the Sun, etc.

go to accuradio.com and listen to their indie radio station. that will be a start.

also, i'm not saying that any of the bands above are good bands...though i do like TV on the Radio.

 

[amish]

5'10'' @ 140

skinny jeans are required...

 

[alfa147x]

skinny jeans are required...

I wear fitted not skinny jeans...

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Trade in your Vannila Ice tapes for Public Enemy LPs

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

^^^

What does your penis have to do with your appearance?

 

[Patranus]

How can you try to be more "hipster"?
Doesn't being a mainstream "hipster" contradict being a "hipster"?

 

[ElFenix]

toms shoes

funky patterned socks

 

[D1gger]

I teased my daughter about being a hipster last week, and she nearly slapped me. She was definitely insulted that I should suggest she belonged to this trend.

I fail to understand how you would want to become part of a group that is universally ridiculed.