Help liquidating Amazon account balance!

Newell Steamer

Diamond Member
Jan 27, 2014
6,894
8
0
Step 1: get a .ng e-mail address
Step 2: contact someone,.. anyone
Step 3: inform them of the opportunity of a life time
Step 4: have them buy $90K worth of various goods (tires, canned foods, lawn darts - whatever)
Step 5: they set up a 3rd party seller shop on Amazon
Step 6: buy $550 worth of goods (tires, canned foods, lawn darts - whatever)
Step 7: they get the $550
Step 8: they physically deliver the cash to you, but, not the goods (because you really don't want the tires, canned foods, lawn darts - whatever)

Easy.

Pea.

Sy.
 

ultimatebob

Lifer
Jul 1, 2001
25,134
2,450
126
Buy someone a $500 Amazon gift card for Christmas, and spend the remaining $50 on yourself. Problem solved.
 

nickbits

Diamond Member
Mar 10, 2008
4,122
1
81
Buy some non-amazon gift cards... Not cash but probably as good as you're going to get.
 

DaveSimmons

Elite Member
Aug 12, 2001
40,730
670
126
Wait a week or so and give it all to Child's Play for the kids :) . There will be donation matching as usual.
 

amdhunter

Lifer
May 19, 2003
23,332
249
106
I'll give you $450 for it.
I have Google Wallet for payment. Or Amazon Payments...lol
 

gorcorps

aka Brandon
Jul 18, 2004
30,741
456
126
Sell it. amdhunter has the best deal so far

If I didn't need to buy a snowblower this year I'd offer you $475 for it since I want a projector.