Help: I've lost my keys

[IronWing]

Did you ever find your keys? I hate these unresolved threads.

 

[disappoint]

Buy the biggest neodymium magnet you can find. Preferably this one:

Walk around with it and you're bound to find it.

Either that or a cement mixer.

 

[her209]

Did you ever find your keys? I hate these unresolved threads.

Yeah, they were in my car. Who woulda thought, huh?

 

[disappoint]

ahaha attach 2 of those to each foot and you will have levitation!

Either that or the splits....permanently.

 

[3chordcharlie]

best way to find anything is to buy a new one.

 

[JulesMaximus]

The last place you look. That's where they will be.

Damn you, I was going to post that...