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HELP, I've lost my 710!!!

Brutuskend

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Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman, blonde no less, came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied,

"You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

710 if my pichosting site is blocked @ work
 

dxkj

Lifer
Feb 17, 2001
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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman, blonde no less, came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied,

"You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

hey, that one caught me off guard! good job
 

scorpmatt

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Feb 8, 2001
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lol, got a laugh from my co-worker as well. his wife and his wife's family is blonde
 

hzl eyed grl

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I seriously LOL'd fo real. Shoulda asked her if she was out of blinker fluid as well. :p
 

scorpmatt

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Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
I seriously LOL'd fo real. Shoulda asked her if she was out of blinker fluid as well. :p

dont forget the headlight fluid and elbow grease
 

theLION

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Dec 29, 2004
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Now that's like the funniest thing i've read in a long while!!! I dont know much about cars so of course i wasnt expecting that. REALLY funny.
 

gopunk

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Jul 7, 2001
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being the nerd that i am, i thought this thread was gonna be about you losing your motorola v710
 

mb

Lifer
Jun 27, 2004
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Originally posted by: gopunk
being the nerd that i am, i thought this thread was gonna be about you losing your motorola v710

You're not alone :)

I wish I could share everyone elses joy about this joke but I have heard it before.