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Help! I'm under attack!

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Go to the drugstore and pick up a bottle of dihydrogen monoxide, but be careful not to get any on your lips or eyes.
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watch out, that stuff is DANGEROUS
 
Stop breathing. Mosquitoes are attracted by the carbon dioxide you expel. So, put a plastic bag over your head, tie it really tightly around your neck, and problem solved.
 
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Go to the drugstore and pick up a bottle of dihydrogen monoxide, but be careful not to get any on your lips or eyes.
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Ohhh!! OOOH!!

Hydrogen Hydroxide works well, too, or so I am told!
 
Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Go to the drugstore and pick up a bottle of dihydrogen monoxide, but be careful not to get any on your lips or eyes.
Click to expand...

Ohhh!! OOOH!!

Hydrogen Hydroxide works well, too, or so I am told!
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Technically, I believe if written that way, it implies a unique and isolated Hydrogen and Oxygen bond, to which the other Hydrogen must bond to. This results in a decrease in the number of shared electron pairs. Because The OH molecule exists with a positive charge as well, normal reactions would not occur do to a lack of affinity or electronegativity.

..and yes I am being a little bitch right now 😛
 
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