Help! I'm Trapped In Hell

[ViRGE]

Dallas/Fort-Worth airport, layover just got extended to 6 hours. Someone please put me out of my misery.

 

[FeuerFrei]

leave the airport NOW
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN

 

[potato28]

Sleep.

 

[quakefiend420]

are you putting out a hit on yourself?

i know a guy.....

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: ViRGE
Dallas/Fort-Worth airport, layover just got extended to 6 hours. Someone please put me out of my misery.

Hell? You're lucky it's 85° out today. Start admiring the Texas babes in short shorts/skirts. It it wouldn't take me 3+ hours to get down to the airport, I'd come have a drink with ya.

 

[narutofan36]

take out your gun and demand an airplane

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: potato28
Sleep.

I'd love to if I could, I left my house for PDX at 3:30 this morning. However, being 6'6", there's nothing around here resembling a suitable place for me to sleep due to the lack of space and head support.

PS Yes I'm putting a hit out on myself

PPS There are no hot chicks here right now, just lots of old people

 

[Eli]

:Q

That does sound like hell.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: narutofan36
take out your gun and demand an airplane

Dude, he's in Texas.

He would die of lead poisoning before he hit the ground.

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: narutofan36
take out your gun and demand an airplane

Dude, he's in Texas.

He would die of lead poisoning before he hit the ground.

Well when you put it that way, it doesn't sound like a bad idea.

 

[K1052]

At least DFW has some decent food.

 

[Amplifier]

Originally posted by: narutofan36
take out your gun and demand an airplane

laffo.

Is the lag at the airport too high to play video games?

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: K1052
At least DFW has some decent food.

Yeah, like $50 for a burger though right?

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: K1052
At least DFW has some decent food.

Yeah, like $50 for a burger though right?

Do you think that the people at the airport that run the stores have any idea what the prices are every place else in the world? Or do you think they just feel they have their own little country out there and they can charge anything they want?

Little hungry? You want a tuna sandwich? It's 28 dollars. If you don't like it, go back to your own country. I think the whole airport/airline complex is a huge scam just to sell the tuna sandwiches. I think that tuna profit is what's supporting the entire air travel industry. The planes could fly empty, they'd still make money. The terminals, the airplanes, the parking, the giftshops, it's all just to distract you so you don't notice the beating you're taking on the tuna.

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: Amplifier

Originally posted by: narutofan36
take out your gun and demand an airplane

laffo.

Is the lag at the airport too high to play video games?

Don't know. My laptop is a PowerBook, so no gaming there, and my DS can't get online because of Tmobile's damn authentication system.

 

[Muadib]

I had a 6 hour layover in London many moons ago. Played video games with some French dude for 5 of them. It was a good time, especially when you consider that neither of us spoke the others languge.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: K1052
At least DFW has some decent food.

Yeah, like $50 for a burger though right?

Do you think that the people at the airport that run the stores have any idea what the prices are every place else in the world? Or do you think they just feel they have their own little country out there and they can charge anything they want?

Little hungry? You want a tuna sandwich? It's 28 dollars. If you don't like it, go back to your own country. I think the whole airport/airline complex is a huge scam just to sell the tuna sandwiches. I think that tuna profit is what's supporting the entire air travel industry. The planes could fly empty, they'd still make money. The terminals, the airplanes, the parking, the giftshops, it's all just to distract you so you don't notice the beating you're taking on the tuna.

I recognize that. Who is it?