Help I'm about to die!

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3.5/10

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
just let go

Only the third time I've ever agreed with CR.


Yes, I'm keeping count.

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
just let go

Only the third time I've ever agreed with CR.


Yes, I'm keeping count.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: sniperruff
1) get empty bottles
2) break them at the bottom at the staircase
3) climb up the stairs
4) roll down the stairs
5) profit

fixed

 

[Abhi]

:roll:

 

[aplefka]

Duct tape of course

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: rh71
this remind anyone else of that early 90's commercial with the elderly people... I've fallen... and I can't get up!

That was the same lady - Clara Peller, who did the silly Wendy's commercials. After she got a bit older, she moved onto the "I've fallen and I can't get up commercials"

Zanax, we need an update from you. Is your heart still beating? Still dizzy? Have you been able to confirm whether your legs have been broken or not? Any bones sticking out of your legs? I can give you a qualified diagnosis - I watch Discovery Health on a frequent basis.

Whew. the smoke faded! things got really "smoky" last night and I fell asleep. I feel... different... today though. The blood spots don't hurt anymore. I can stumble around ok, but strangly enough I think my legs are still broken. I can't feel my pulse, and I have this overwhelming urge to eat brains. Any ideas?

I think somebody upstairs locked me down here. The door is jamed shut.

 

[Zanix]

Oh, and thanks for all the suggestions everyone!

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: rh71
this remind anyone else of that early 90's commercial with the elderly people... I've fallen... and I can't get up!

That was the same lady - Clara Peller, who did the silly Wendy's commercials. After she got a bit older, she moved onto the "I've fallen and I can't get up commercials"

Zanax, we need an update from you. Is your heart still beating? Still dizzy? Have you been able to confirm whether your legs have been broken or not? Any bones sticking out of your legs? I can give you a qualified diagnosis - I watch Discovery Health on a frequent basis.

Whew. the smoke faded! things got really "smoky" last night and I fell asleep. I feel... different... today though. The blood spots don't hurt anymore. I can stumble around ok, but strangly enough I think my legs are still broken. I can't feel my pulse, and I have this overwhelming urge to eat brains. Any ideas?

I think somebody upstairs locked me down here. The door is jamed shut.

Just make sure that you are in posseion of the Shotgun and chainsaw. If you are, you are set, otherwise be on the lookout for a guy in a plaid shirt that has possesion of said items.

 

[pyonir]

Dammit! Who gave Worcestershire sauce to Zanix!?

 

[rgwalt]

Tussin

R

 

[aplefka]

I cannot believe this thread keeps getting pulled back.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Bah, tis but a flesh wound.

 

[Zanix]

I've thought the same about even worse threads.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Zanix
I've thought the same about even worse threads.

They are threads worse than this? :laugh:

 

[GasX]

step into the light...

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: Zanix
I've thought the same about even worse threads.

They are threads worse than this? :laugh:

At least I have provided something slightly more substantial than your average nef.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: Zanix
I've thought the same about even worse threads.

They are threads worse than this? :laugh:

At least I have provided something slightly more substantial than your average nef.

A nef is still a nef... even a parody nef.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: aplefka

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: Zanix
I've thought the same about even worse threads.

They are threads worse than this? :laugh:

At least I have provided something slightly more substantial than your average nef.

A nef is still a nef... even a parody nef.

Don't lump me in with all the "I work for ****" threads, for starters. THOSE parody nefs... well, at least I thought for 2 seconds on this one.