Help I'm about to die!

[pyonir]

Put some Windex on it.

 

[Brutuskend]

That'll buff right out!

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: pyonir
Put some Windex on it.

Oh man LOL!!!

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: mwtgg
Stab yourself in the eye with a pencil.

That's sure to make you forget about your other pain.

No, it would just be funny.

 

[jadinolf]

Just hang around here. We have several doctors on staff.

 

[sniperruff]

1) get empty bottles
2) break them at the bottom at the staircase
3) climb up the stairs
4) roll down the stairs
5) repeat step #1

 

[MrDingleDangle]

haha this thread is great

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Zanix
I just fell down a flight of stairs and I think both my legs are broken. There were some bottles at the bottom of the staircase that I fell on and there's some glass in my hip and wrists; I'm bleeding quite a bit.

I feel kind of dizzy, but I managed to drag myself into the next room and up into the chair to type.

What should I do?


Edit: for grammr

pop some more xanax

 

[eigen]

Walk it off you pvssy

 

[voodoochylde]

<obligatory monty python quip>It's just a flesh wound!</obligatory monty python quip>

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Use a bandaid.

 

[lightpants]

Just, rub some dirt on it

 

[Wag]

Take some of yourself?

 

[Whitecloak]

f a p yourself to death

 

[rh71]

this remind anyone else of that early 90's commercial with the elderly people... I've fallen... and I can't get up!

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: rh71
this remind anyone else of that early 90's commercial with the elderly people... I've fallen... and I can't get up!

No.

 

[Mucho]

die

 

[Klixxer]

Don't take these idiots advice, make sure, a shotgun, .10 ammo, in your mouth, do it right.

 

[Yossarian]

pics of bones sticking thru the skin?

 

[cmdrmoocow]

...um... alrighty then.

Either someone's been reading a bit too much bash.org or someones a total retard.

Or just neffing.

 

[Wag]

Walk towards the light.

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: rh71
this remind anyone else of that early 90's commercial with the elderly people... I've fallen... and I can't get up!

That was the same lady - Clara Peller, who did the silly Wendy's commercials. After she got a bit older, she moved onto the "I've fallen and I can't get up commercials"

Zanax, we need an update from you. Is your heart still beating? Still dizzy? Have you been able to confirm whether your legs have been broken or not? Any bones sticking out of your legs? I can give you a qualified diagnosis - I watch Discovery Health on a frequent basis.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: rh71
this remind anyone else of that early 90's commercial with the elderly people... I've fallen... and I can't get up!

That was the same lady - Clara Peller, who did the silly Wendy's commercials. After she got a bit older, she moved onto the "I've fallen and I can't get up commercials"

Zanax, we need an update from you. Is your heart still beating? Still dizzy? Have you been able to confirm whether your legs have been broken or not? Any bones sticking out of your legs? I can give you a qualified diagnosis - I watch Discovery Health on a frequent basis.

Well, I may not be a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: rh71
this remind anyone else of that early 90's commercial with the elderly people... I've fallen... and I can't get up!

That was the same lady - Clara Peller, who did the silly Wendy's commercials. After she got a bit older, she moved onto the "I've fallen and I can't get up commercials"

Zanax, we need an update from you. Is your heart still beating? Still dizzy? Have you been able to confirm whether your legs have been broken or not? Any bones sticking out of your legs? I can give you a qualified diagnosis - I watch Discovery Health on a frequent basis.

Well, I may not be a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Well, I save a bunch of $$$ by switching to GEICO.

 

[FoBoT]

WD-40