Help I'm about to die!

[Zanix]

I just fell down a flight of stairs and I think both my legs are broken. There were some bottles at the bottom of the staircase that I fell on and there's some glass in my hip and wrists; I'm bleeding quite a bit.

I feel kind of dizzy, but I managed to drag myself into the next room and up into the chair to type.

What should I do?


Edit: for grammr

**UPDATE**

Whew. the smoke faded! things got really "smoky" last night and I fell asleep. I feel... different... today though. The blood spots don't hurt anymore. I can stumble around ok, but strangly enough I think my legs are still broken. I can't feel my pulse, and I have this overwhelming urge to eat brains. Any ideas?

I think somebody upstairs locked me down here. The door is jamed shut.

 

[Platypus]

just let go

 

[clamum]

Put some hydrogen pyroxide on it

 

[Bootprint]

Suck it up, you can walk it off.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
just let go

Confirmed and official.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Just die already.

 

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Just die already.

:thumbsup:

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: clamum
Pour some rubbing alcohol on it

fixed

 

[poopaskoopa]

You've asked on ATOT, so you're covered.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: clamum
Pour some tussin on it

fixed

Now, it's fixed.

 

[MBony]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
just let go

Confirmed and official.

winnar!

 

[Psycho18]

Call 911 and tell them what happened,

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Psycho17
Call 911 and tell them what happened,

Thanks for playing

 

[mwtgg]

Stab yourself in the eye with a pencil.

 

[Cuda1447]

Eat

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: clamum
Pour some tussin on it

fixed

Now, it's fixed.

Haha

 

[SmoochyTX]

Buy a PDA so it's easier for you to post here the next time this happens.

 

[5ayle]

Just nef for the rest of the night till you give.

 

[xEDIT409]

This thread is hilarious!!!

All I see in my head is someone falling down the stairs, and instead of struggling to get to the phone for help, they go on ATOT for advice.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: xEDIT409
This thread is hilarious!!!

All I see in my head is someone falling down the stairs, and instead of struggling to get to the phone for help, they go on ATOT for advice.

Morons;I'm surrounded by Morons

http://65.24.81.11/sounds/televis/stooges/morons.mp3

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: Psycho17
Call 911 and tell them what happened,

Oh yeah!! now I remember! Thx guys!!11

 

[Pepsi90919]

QUICK!!!! POST ABOUT IT ON ATOT!!! this should have been your first thought

 

[CheapBastardo]

Just rub some dirt on the wound. It has always worked for me

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
QUICK!!!! POST ABOUT IT ON ATOT!!! this should have been your first thought

Oh it was...

indeed it was, I'd never do anything without consulting the mighty ATOT first.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: mwtgg
Stab yourself in the eye with a pencil.

That's sure to make you forget about your other pain.